How Many Chicks Is Cristiano Ronaldo Going To Bang In This $18.5 Million NYC Trump Tower Apartment He Just Bought?

If you were worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, you could live anywhere you wanted to on this planet. Hell, you could probably live on the moon by virtue of some elitist program that us peasants are unaware of.

And for 30-year-old soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, whose estimated worth is over $280 million, New York City’s Trump Towers seems like the perfect place to live for an uber-famous bachelor.

According to Business Insider, Ronaldo just purchased an $18.5 million apartment off Donald Trumps business partner, Alessandro Proto, prompting many to interpret this as a sign he’s joining the MLS once his Real Madrid contract is up.

The 2,510 square foot, three-bedroom apartment is one of Trump Tower’s extremely sought after “L-Line” spaces, providing uncompromising views of Central Park, the Freedom Tower, the Empire State Building, and the Chrysler Building.

Check out the pictures below, via Warburg Realty, and try not to feel too poor.

So Baller.

On the realty site, they had inquiry option, so I decided to throw my hat in the ring.

Fingers crossed.

P.S. How many chicks is Ronaldo going to bang in this place? If you’re guessing 10,000, I’ll take the over.

[h/t Complex]

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