NBA Fans Are Skewering These Toronto Raptors’ Playoff T-Shirts That Look Like They Were Designed By A Blind Child


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I don’t know whose behind the Toronto Raptors’ playoff t-shirts, but I do know that they are very proficient in Clip Art. Before the Raptors first playoff game against the Bucks last week, each crowd member was gifted a t-shirt that will likely only be worn to change motor oil or wipe up semen.

Free t-shirts are free t-shirts, but Jesus.

It goes without saying, but the Raptors lost the game 97-83.

The series is now tied 2-2 and the Toronto crowd will be hyped for tonight’s game. That excitement should fade when they see these atrocities left on their seats.

0-2.

NBA fans piled it on, as they should.

The homeless men and women of Toronto will surely be getting a new wardrobe after tonight. There’s a silver lining in everything.

[h/t For The Win]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.