Golfer Chick Pompously Attempts A Backflip Into A Bunker And How’s The Sand Taste, Sweetheart?

by 5 years ago
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Backflips are much like anal sex–you still with me?–if you’re going to attempt it, you best make sure you can do it. Can’t just go backflipping and sticking dicks in butts without proper preparation. It’s reckless and dangerous.

Live and learn.

[h/t For The Win]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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