Jose Canseco Writes Series Of Tweets About How He Is Going To Teach ‘Dream Control Seminars’ And People Had Questions

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Jose Canseco Tweets About How Teaching Dream Control Seminars

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When it comes to Twitter accounts of former professional athletes there are four out there that are head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to being a must-follow for the type of off-the-wall content (and ensuing comments) they are guaranteed to provide: O.J. Simpson, Lenny Dykstra, Larry Johnson, and Jose Canseco.

Today we have the pleasure of delving into the unique mind of former MLB slugger Jose Canseco, who just posted a series of very odd tweets about how he is going to be teaching “dream control seminars.”

“I am going to teach dream control seminars,” Canseco wrote Wednesday night. “After you get your masters in dream control you will be able to enter a facility where you will be put in an [sic] coma induced dream state for whatever time you choose and be able to do whatever you want with no restrictions whatsoever…”

Sounds promising. Do tell me more, Professor Caneseco.

“If you die in your sleep you stay in the dream state plain [sic],” Canseco added. “So you better know how to control your dreams.”

Wait… who said anything about dying? And is this true? I am going to need to see some scientific research backing this claim up, Bash Brother.

“First lesson in dream control,” he goes on. “Ask yourself am I dreaming as much as possible ..once you ask that question while your dreaming you will know what to do.. Limitless power in dream control a gate to another life.”


 

Right there with you, Bill. You’re not the only confused by Jose’s ramblings.


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