The Michigan State Spartans take on the Maryland Terrapins tomorrow in what should be a hell of a contest between two of the top teams in college hoops. And if you don’t already have plans to watch it, you might want to grab a seat on your couch and tune-in—just make sure you bring some sunglasses.
That’s because the Spartans will be rocking a “Mean Green” uniform that looks like a fucking highlighter, with the lime green unis being one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen in my life.
MSU will wear new "Mean Green" Nike Hyper Elite Disruption uniforms Saturday vs. Maryland. pic.twitter.com/h1VTsnwtPT
— Michigan State Men's Basketball (@MSU_Basketball) January 22, 2016
I know it’s cool for kids these days to wear brighter shit, but these are such a fail that I don’t even know what else I can type to describe how much I hate them.
Looks like a few Sparty fans agree with me based off of their Twitter replies:
.@MSU_Basketball pic.twitter.com/uW3WAjQ9G6
— Matt Hoeppner (@matthoeppner) January 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/ItsYaBoiBMoore/status/690636527869792260
@MSU_Basketball pic.twitter.com/zEZZIQSlzW
— Vinay Swarup (@swarupvi) January 22, 2016
@MSU_Basketball pic.twitter.com/GXPLBO3HmJ
— bob (@champagnebobi) January 22, 2016
@matthoeppner This is where I'd call and threaten to pull funding if I was a big bucks donor. Fucking embarrassing. I'd rather wear pink.
— At larrold on dat sky app (@Larry_Boa) January 22, 2016
Ditching its customary forest-green look, MSU should burn these things once tomorrow’s game ends and forget Nike ever made the team wear them.