Let’s See How Many Jokes We Can Make About This Photo Of Reporters Swarming Daniel Jones While Paying No Mind To Eli Manning

In the sage words of a philosopher I just Googled, “A picture is a poem without words.”

There is a photo going viral that is likely in transport to the Smithsonian Institution that can best be described in a haiku–a traditional form of Japanese poetry consisting of three lines, with the first and last lines containing five syllables and the middle containing seven.

Screw your Super Bowls.
And your dense, dull-witted stare.
Preseason Jones fucks.

That one was by the great Shel Silverstein.

Before Giants fans throw bagels through my apartment windows, it must be noted that Eli may have already spoken to the media and they wanted a crack at the dude that completed 9 of 11 passes for 141 yards on Thursday, with some sexy throws.

But I choose not to buy in to that reality. The narrative that the entire population of New York pissing on the legacy of a quarterback that beat the greatest team ever assembled and the greatest organization ever assembled, twice, is more my speed.

I have made some memes for your enjoyment. I hope you like them.

Ok, these are starting to get personal.

If you felt sorry for Eli one bit while reading this just remember this is how Cooper Manning feels every day of his life. Perspective.