Earlier today, the internet erupted when police revealed they’d busted New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a prostitution sting that took place at a massage parlor in Florida because some stories with happy endings don’t have happy endings after all.
It didn’t take long for Kraft to deny his involvement but it seems like officials think they have a pretty solid case, especially when you consider they claim to have a video of Kraft engaging in some illegal activity—a video that I never want to see but also kind of want to see.
Police are expected to issue an arrest warrant for Kraft on Monday, and if you’re enough of a degenerate to want to wager on the results of his case, I’m glad to inform you that you’re in luck.
Shortly after the news broke, OddsShark released a couple of betting lines concerning the fallout of Kraft’s impending arrest for anyone who wants to get in on that kind of action.
I’d personally be shocked if the police decided to implicate Kraft if they didn’t think they had him dead to rights, but when you consider he’s worth over $4 billion, something tells me he might be able to assemble a legal team that can convince a judge to go easy on a first-time offender.