Scottie Pippen, Horace Grant, Luc Longley Going On Tour To Whine About ‘The Last Dance’

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Michael Jordan has enough money to buy as many homes as he wants, but he is still, all these years later, living rent-free in Scottie Pippen’s head.

Pippen, who never, ever misses a chance to shade the GOAT, is now going on tour with his former Chicago Bulls teammates Horace Grant and Luc Longley to cry talk about how bad they were made to look almost four years ago in The Last Dance.

The three former Bulls teammates talked about there upcoming tour during the Australian National Basketball League MVP Awards Night.

“The National Basketball League (NBL), together with TEG Live, is delighted to announce that six-time NBA champion, Scottie Pippen, will return to Australia for an epic speaking tour along with his championship winning Chicago Bulls teammates, Luc Longley and Horace Grant,” reads the event’s description on the ticket site.

“The ‘NO BULL’ tour, presented by Coca-Cola, will begin on Friday, February 23rd, at MyState Bank Arena in Tasmania, before heading to Melbourne and Sydney.”

What, they couldn’t get Craig Hodges? Or, better yet, Isiah Thomas?

“The trio, which played with Chicago in the 90s and won three championships, will reunite Down Under and pull the curtain back on some of the most amazing stories and memories with the world-beating Bulls – arguably one of the greatest teams ever assembled on a basketball court,” the description continues.

“Hosted by actor and entertainer, Shane Jacobson, the ‘NO BULL’ tour will present Aussie basketball fans a once in a lifetime opportunity to get unprecedented access to what it was like playing with Michael Jordan, being coached by mastermind Phil Jackson, the adversity faced during the championship years and more.”

Hard to believe anyone would ever think this, but perhaps Scottie Pippen just needs to be more like his former Bulls teammate Dennis Rodman?