Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Went On CBS To Talk About Harambe And Now I Don’t Know What To Think

by 1 year ago

I’m conflicted here, very conflicted. On the one hand, I think we can all agree that Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli is one of the biggest pieces of shit to emerged in the 21st century. His gross inflation of cancer treating drugs and subsequent bullshit claim that the burden should fall on insurance companies was one of the most disgusting and reprehensible things we’ve seen any CEO do in the modern era….But on the other hand, we’ve got Harambe, and this festering pile of human shit has actually emerged as a champion for Harambe. He went on CBS to talk about Harambe after the Cincinnati Zoo issued a statement asking people to stop sharing the dankest of rare Pepes, a move that later caused them to delete their Twitter account.

Even though Martin Shkreli was able to present one of the most well-reasoned arguments in favor of the #DicksOutForHarambe movement on live TV we still need to remind ourselves that this dude’s the kind of bullshit. Not only that but he’s a very, very bad person. Is this really someone we want to allow to become the face of the #DicksOutForHarambe movement? Can we stop this fucker before he kills it dead in its tracks? We’ve still got so much work left to do, we need to get the Cincinnati Bengals renamed. We need to go dicks out for the erection of Harambe monuments all across the world.

The mainstream media is finally coming around to the Harambe movement, the NYTimes even wrote a think piece on it earlier this week. But if we continue to allow the Pharma Douche to go on TV and talk about Harambe we’re dead in the water. This must be stopped, Harambe deserves better than this fuckboi.

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