Guyism Archives

Mystique eating a Carl’s Jr. burger will give you the most unfortunate boner

by Colin JoliatMarch 26, 2014 12:13 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Zombie Disney characters, Lindsay Lohan boob GIF, Sara Sampaio and more are winning the Internet today

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 12:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Rick Porcello throws an awesome Bugs Bunny pitch

by A. IsaacMarch 26, 2014 11:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Guy named Christopher Reeves busted for meth and just guess what he was wearing

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 26, 2014 11:16 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

The anatomy of the ‘Tom Izzo to Pistons’ rumor

by A. IsaacMarch 26, 2014 11:12 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

The new Shakira ‘Empire’ music video has just what we want: a hot-looking Shakira

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 11:06 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Backstories about biggest matches in ‘Wrestlemania’ history are better than the actual matches

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 26, 2014 10:44 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Woman spends $99,000 to look like a blow-up sex doll

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

The Honest Trailer for ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ hits the nail on the head

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 10:14 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

9 common dreams and whether or not you’re crazy for having them

by Neil BulsonMarch 26, 2014 10:00 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

‘The Office Time Machine’ is amazing and that’s what we said

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 26, 2014 9:47 am

Gwyneth Paltrow can’t even split from her husband without being thoroughly pretentious

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 9:01 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Nick Young was convinced he made this three-pointer. NOPE!

by A. IsaacMarch 26, 2014 8:14 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Fox Sports Detroit announcer loses his mind after bad call

by A. IsaacMarch 25, 2014 10:02 pm

The world’s deadliest tourist attractions

by Douglas CharlesMarch 25, 2014 6:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Why the NCAA is the absolute worst

by A. IsaacMarch 25, 2014 5:00 pm

The Guyism Podcast – March Madness, national holidays, celebrity doppelgangers

by Cass AndersonMarch 25, 2014 4:34 pm

These sex world records aren’t possible, right?

by Cass AndersonMarch 25, 2014 4:26 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

11 reasons why someone should hire Maria Menounos right now

by A. IsaacMarch 25, 2014 4:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

So did Naya Rivera get a boob job or not? Time to investigate

by Douglas CharlesMarch 25, 2014 3:31 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

10 horrible human beings you see at every airport in America

by Colin JoliatMarch 25, 2014 3:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Science explains which dance moves attract women and apparently ‘the running man’ makes panties drop

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 25, 2014 2:58 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

The fascinating evolution of every NHL jersey

by Douglas CharlesMarch 25, 2014 2:45 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Who is the sexy actress in the ‘You Don’t Know AARP – I’ve Still Got It’ commercial?

by Douglas CharlesMarch 25, 2014 2:26 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

21 celebrations not banned by the NFL

by A. IsaacMarch 25, 2014 2:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:20 pm

Cops find drunk passed out wearing the craziest outfit of all time

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 25, 2014 1:58 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:20 pm