Florida Man Covers Girlfriend’s Car With Dirt With An End Loader When She Won’t Answer His Question: Police

Florida Man Covers Girlfriends Car With Dirt Using An End Loader

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Florida Man is back in the news. Or should I say, still in the news, because when isn’t Florida Man doing something stupid?

Today’s Florida Man news involves a boyfriend, a girlfriend, some dirt, someone else’s car, and an end loader. You know, everything one needs for the perfect Florida Man story.

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office in Florida, the tale begins when 20-year-old Hunter Mills asked his girlfriend to meet him at his job, at a dirt pit on Phil-Dirt Drive in Crestview, Florida to talk. About what we do not know. (And yes, that is the real name of the road.)

“She arrived in a white 2010 Cadillac belonging to someone else,” reads the sheriff’s department’s arrest report. “After she refused to answer a question, the defendant used a front-end loader and dumped a bucket full of dirt on the roof of the driver side half of the car. She was not injured, but the window was open, causing dirt to fill up the air vents, center console, and power windows.”

 

That’s right, she was still inside the car when he dumped the load of dirt on it AND the window was open. Only in Florida, am I right?

Mills’ girlfriend, who was not identified, was reportedly uninjured. He was charged with felony criminal mischief and released on $1,000 bond.

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