900-Pound Strongman Nicknamed ‘Pakistani Hulk’ Claims To Have Dumped 200-300 Women Over Fears Of Crushing Them

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The average height for a male in Pakistan is 5’6”, and the average woman stands a hair under 5’1”.

This has proven to be a problem for Mardan, Pakistan native Arbab Khizer Hayat, who stands 6’6” and weighs 960 pounds.

If you’re having trouble conceptualizing just how massive that is, here is a visual aid.

The 27-year-old, who has dreams of becoming a WWE wrestler and the world’s strongest man, earned the nickname ‘Pakistani Hulk’ after a video of him winning tug-of-war against a tractor went viral.

The Pakistani Hulk’s ascendence to fame hasn’t translated to love, something the big teddy bear so desperately craves.

“In the last seven years, I have been desperately looking for love,” the 27-year-old figurative lady killer tells Caters News, “and have seen 200-300 girls, but they were all an average weight.”

“I need a heavyweight wife so I do not hurt her,” said Hayat, who claims to be in perfect health. “All the women who have wanted to marry me so far have been too skinny.” [via]

The Humble bragging Hulk claims his woman must be “at least 220 pounds” and “above 6-foot-4-inches, so we look right together.” I wouldn’t wish this diet on the world’s most evil plunger.

Hulk ain’t trying to take a page from The Mountain’s playbook.

Hulk’s ideal mate also must be a good cook to keep up with his ungodly eating habits. He reportedly consumes 10,000 calories a day–36 eggs for breakfast, over a gallon of milk, seven pounds of meat for lunch and dinners, and consistent helpings of rice and bread.

Please, for the love of God, someone find this man a proper mate so he doesn’t sit on us.

[h/t The New York Post]