Someone Put Pizza On A Pineapple Because The World Is Going To Hell


In 1962, the world was thrown into disarray when Sam Panopoulos decided it would be a good idea to put pineapple on a pizza. Since then, a fierce debate has raged between proponents and detractors of this ungodly creation, with some chefs going as far as refusing people’s request for pineapples on their pizza. Not all heroes wear capes.

On Tuesday, a Twitter user dumped a refinery’s worth of gasoline on the ever-raging fire by posting a picture of something that is somehow more monstrous than a Hawaiian pizza. I strongly suggest you prepare yourself for what you’re about to see— this image is not for the faint of heart.

I’m not sure what psychological trauma someone would have to go through to come up with an idea as sick as pizza on a pineapple, but it must be pretty severe.

The image quickly began to make the rounds on Twitter, and plenty of people were quick to express their outrage.

Even Gordon Ramsey decided to chime in:

It might not be as bad as strawberry pizza, but it’s pretty damn close.


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Connor Toole is the Deputy Editor at BroBible. He is a New England native who went to Boston College and currently resides in Brooklyn, NY. Frequently described as "freakishly tall," he once used his 6'10" frame to sneak in the NBA Draft and convince people he was a member of the Utah Jazz.