Hey y’all, gather round — you ever heard of puppies? You know, baby dogs. Mini-doggos. “D’ya like dags?”. Pupperinos. Well, let me tell you, folks: puppies are prettyyyy, prettyyy, prettyyy damn sweet! Let me show you why.
Puppies in a Basket!
Protector of the Puppy Realm!
Puppies on the Loose!
Puppy on a Plane (which, in my humble opinion, is far better than Snakes on a Plane) !
Puppies in Hats!
Tea Cup Puppy in a Tea Cup!
(This is a blatant cry for help. The world has been upended by The Rona and I’m already losing my damn mind. Not so much because The Rona is cramping my style — I already work from home (and very much love it)! — but just because it’s now, apparently, the only thing happening on the planet. Sports? Rona’d. Stonks? Rona’d. Movies? Rona’d. Tom Hanks? Rona’d. The Utah Jazz? Rona’d. My buddy who works in finance in downtown Manhattan? Told to work from home until April… because of The Rona! My local liquor store? Recently sold out of Guinness tall-boy cans. Not sure if that’s because of The Rona, but let me fuckin’ tell ya, it’s a massive inconvenience. There’s Rona on the left. There’s Rona on the right. There’s Rona in front of you. There’s Rona behind you. Everywhere I fucking turn — The Rona! So, instead of writing one of the roughly ten billion coronavirus articles out there, I decided to just put together this gallery of puppies. For you, for me, for the puppies… for everyone. Except The Rona).
Want to follow along with Eric’s very public slip into internet insanity? Check out all of the articles in his recent ‘Cry For Help’ series:
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Eric is a New York City-based writer who still isn’t quite sure how he’s allowed to have this much fun for a living and will tell anyone who listens that Gotham City is canonically in New Jersey. Follow him on Twitter @eric_ital for movie and soccer takes or contact him email@example.com