Comments of the Week: One BroBible Reader Has Mad Zingers About Afroman’s Career

WHO the FUCK calls there father when finding a kilo of coke, this story is so depressing on so many levels. You could have either made some money off this or you could have snorted this out of hookers asses for days. what a tool

Can Bros Be Bronies? These Guys Seem To Think So by Billy_Clydesdale

That whole jobs, sports, and porn thing as a way to qualify Bronies as “Bros” just seems a bit too vague. I would imagine that Bronies work in boutique embroidery shops, watch competitive badminton (which is a pastime, not a sport), and are regular viewers of “Furry Porn.” Bros work in meatpacking plants (Boondock Saints), watch America’s Big 3 (baseball, football, and basketball), and regularly view the sexual adventures of that Florida State porn chick (Mia Khalifa). See the difference? If not, then how about this: Bros don’t wear rainbow wigs with dildos on their foreheads, rainbow tails out of the back of their Levi’s, and hang out at conventions whose target attendee market are elementary school girls with their mothers. That’s what pedophiles do.

TL;DR: No.

4 Tips On How To Turn Yourself Into A Beast On The Bench Press by Supersizedsumo

I bench 325 lbs, and I have some additional tips.

For form, I’d like to add that squeezing your lats and shoulders behind you is great for adding some strength. Have your back tight and firmly against the bench.

I bench heavy only once a week and practice bench form and explosiveness twice a week. Try doing 3 sets of 8 reps of 50-60% of your 1 rep max. Keep your form tight the whole time. For each rep, lower the bar to your chest, rest it there for a second or two, then explode upwards. Keep that form tight and your barpath straight.

Immediately after training bench form, I do heavy rack lockouts to train my triceps. Try doing 5 sets of 5 with about your 1 rep max bench press weight. I like to do 355 lbs (a little more than my 1 rep max) so that my lockout won’t be an issue on my next PR attempt.

It’s also important to train your shoulders, chest, core, and back. Also, please don’t skip leg day. Once you have this monster bench, you will feel silly if you can’t squat or deadlift.

Can Bros Be Bronies? These Guys Seem To Think So by Supersizedsumo

I’m a brony. My favorite pony is Fluttershy; she embodies the spirit of kindness. I think the cartoon is just entertaining. I don’t like the musical numbers, but the show makes me laugh and smile. I also like cute stuff, and My Little Pony is no exception.

I guess it also depends how we define what a bro is. I don’t fit all the stereotypes in terms of wearing boat shoes and drinking light beer, but I do lift weights (a lot) and am in a fraternity.

If being a bro requires a certain amount of conformity, bronies probably aren’t bros. If bros are allowed to be unique, bronies might be bros.

I think I’m a bro, but I don’t know why I’m a bro or what qualifies me as a bro. To me, it’s just one of those things where it’s however you identify or however those close to you describe you. So, no matter how much someone makes fun of me for being obsessed with Taylor Swift or loving girly stuff and says that they need to “take away my man card,” nobody is going to convince me that I’m not a bro until there is a clear definition as to what a bro is.

I tried to keep it short, but I couldn’t. I’m totally down to discuss this further though!

It Only Takes Six Seconds, But These Are The WORST Rap Lyrics In History by lilbtaskforce

You obviously arent based enough to understand the message of positivity spread by Lil B the Based God. Based God fucked my bitch and my life was changed; Thank you Based God!

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The thing you have to remember is Lil b was in The Pack before they dissolved; he can rap. He went solo and started the “Based” movement. He’s got a huge cult following and a lot of his music now is about being positive. Vice had a solid feature on him which I suggest watching before posting a stupid article from reddit where it’s neckbeards and fedoras trying to be edgy.

The Three-Breasted Woman Wants Us All To Know Her Boobs Are Real, And The Media Is Corrupt by Billy_Clydesdale

So much room for activities! And I’m pretty sure that whacko was drinking a Four Loco at one point during that interview.

Would You Buy Breast Milk To Bulk Up? This Mom Is Selling And Bodybuilders Are Drinking It Up by DJ_Mirage

Ppl are desperate. How stupid do you have to be to resort to breast milk to keep bulking up. Gym rats are the most insecure ppl on earth.

There’s been little if any research on breast milk being used for this purpose. The quality depends on the mothers diet and health and that woman doesn’t look like a pinnacle of greatness. Wait but she takes a multi-vitamin lol
Let them waste their money, all what they are getting out of that is a higher fat content and the antibody immunoglobulin A (IgA). Adults already have IgA, our cavities are lined with it.

Idiots everywhere

Guy Denies His Girlfriend Sex, So She Allegedly Pulls A Gun On Him, Because That’s Normal by Narlo00

I would’ve taken all 6 bullets not to have sex with her.

Thoughts You Have While Waiting In Line At Starbucks by dickfart