You have to respect her dedication to curving this dude. When Cassandra Blackwell, 22, was asked by one of her gentleman suitors how many other guys she’s talking to at the moment she didn’t beat around the bush because she recognizes that life is short and ‘alpha moves only’ is a mantra to live by.
She went all in, dropping one of Donald Trump‘s more famous recent quotes about ISIS and the threat they pose to our modern world, instantly curving this dude back to wherever he came from:
It’s sad that they gave out the Nobel Prizes this week because @cassbwell should’ve be nominated for one due to this fine work on her behalf:
boy: for real though, what-
me: i mean i have a great plan to do it, a tremendous plan really. i told my son, great guy he is, i told him th— cassandra (@cassbwell) October 10, 2016
boy: so what are we
me: i will defeat isis
— cassandra (@cassbwell) October 10, 2016
Furthermore, she’s kinda hot, huh?
extremely hot take pic.twitter.com/2Jcl0tKBvA
— cassandra (@cassbwell) October 14, 2016
Brains and a body.