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If you were to guess how former MLB player Aubrey Huff would take the news of the MLB signing its first all-woman broadcast crew in the league’s history, what would you hypothesize?
Trailblazers.
The first all-woman broadcast crew in MLB history! 👏 pic.twitter.com/2q94k7l5h4
— MLB (@MLB) July 21, 2021
Remember, this is the same dude who embarked on a Vaccinations Are For Sissies campaign in May, nearly had a nervous breakdown over his former team incorporating Pride colors into its logo, and mocked LeBron James for carrying a “purse” despite wearing his wife’s underwear in-game for “superstitious” reasons.
If you need further context, here is a screenshot from Huff’s Twitter header.
If you guessed “Sternly Opposed” the all-female broadcast that covered Tuesday’s Oriole’s vs. Rays game, you win a prize.
Women are for after the game…not during the game. https://t.co/LuUmCOtOO5
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) July 21, 2021
Some further clarification on Mr. Alpha’s view on women in general:
I believe n marriage the way it was in the old days when women had pride n being a stay at home mom & making sure her man is satisfied providing for the family. Marriage has become a biz 4 women looking 2 get rich off a successful man @RationalMale https://t.co/dWuSTJOJLx
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) November 24, 2019
Cue the micropenis jokes.
How small is your micro penis? https://t.co/LVSuLFSRPA
— Scott Simpson (@NimblewNumbers) July 22, 2021
does this asshole ever shut up 😭 https://t.co/6PANSkThvp
— avery🐛🌷 (@averhii) July 22, 2021
It’s downright inspiring how many men on this app are willing to admit they’ve never made a woman cum https://t.co/gHCmrNyHMs
— DickBagel (@DaddyDickBagel) July 22, 2021
I fear for your children. https://t.co/A1PvkNCt2t
— Crina Mustafa (@crinamm) July 21, 2021
You literally have a woman’s name https://t.co/47tUYZBiT4
— Mitchell Nagy ⚾️ (@mryannagy) July 21, 2021
Tell us you’re insecure about your penis size without telling us you’re insecure about your penis size. https://t.co/1dGUVWeYv0
— ShowZone (@mlbtheshowzone) July 22, 2021
It’s gotta be exhausting to be this manly. Huff needs to be informed about the restorative power of a good cry.