3 Tricks To Eat More Food (And See More Gains) While Bulking

In my last article we discussed a few strategies for the suffering dieter and their battle against hunger and love handles. This week we are going to flip that topic on it’s head and address an opposite population with an equally prominent issue: The skinny-bro’s ongoing pursuit of gainz.

While being fat definitely sucks, and can be hard to overcome, being a skinny-bro can be just as challenging. We may not look like a pile of discarded pudding, but looking like a delicate little flower is no more appealing; especially with tank top season on the horizon.

Gaining weight is a seemingly simple task, you simply eat more food and lift more weight. But despite our Rock-like aspirations of musclebound glory, and our rock-solid plan of action, many of us have trouble moving the scale unless we throw a few rocks in the pockets of our schmedium chubbies.

Why is that? 

While a poor training program or a lack of intensity can definitely be the culprit in your muscle-lacking mystery, the harsh truth is that most skinny-bros just don’t eat enough. A faster metabolism is the typical go-to excuse in this situation, and while a quicker metabolism can make things more difficult, it doesn’t change the facts: In order to gain weight, you must eat enough food.

Below are 3 tips to not only help fill your stomach but to also (hopefully) help fill those shirt sleeves as well.

  1. Don’t Wait Until You’re Hungry

Here are two quick (and not so ironic) facts:

  • Most overweight people become that way because they never reach the point of truly being hungry.
  • Most underweight people become that way because they always reach the point of truly being hungry.

If this doesn’t illustrate your reality, I’m not sure what will.

Most “hard-gainers” are frequently quotes as saying they eat a ton. This statement is typically true, they do eat a ton, the problem is that they don’t eat very often. Frequent eating is typically associate with fat-loss diets due to its mythical metabolism-boosting properties. While frequent eating doesn’t really do shit for fat burning, it CAN help a growing bro to finally graduate from the kids section at JC Penny’s.

Bro Tip: Eat Every Three to Four Hours

Traditional thinking has us assuming that if we want to get in more calories, we need to eat more at each meal. And whole that is partially true, there comes a point in which you can only eat so much chicken and rice per sitting.

The fix?

Try to eat an extra meal or two per day. Not only will this give you a few more chances to pack in the food, it will also provide the mental relief of dealing with smaller or more manageable meals — cutting two 1000+ calorie meals into 3-4 meals at a fraction of the size.

  1. Choose Calorie Dense Foods

When trying to add size, most bros tend to lean heavily on popular bodybuilding or “clean eating” staples: chicken, rice, veggies, and protein shakes. The good news is that each of these foods will undoubtedly result in a strong and healthy body. The bad news is that none of these foods carry much of a caloric impact, at least not alone.

In our case, struggling to get enough food, this can cause a few obvious problems.

Bro Tip: Add oils and sugars into your cooking.

Don’t get it twisted, the last thing we want you doing is trading in your chicken filled Tupperware for a large bowl peanut butter smothered lava cake. But we are saying you could benefit from becoming a little more creative with your cooking.

Simple alterations like cooking your chicken in coconut oil, or throwing your pasts in with your favorite sauces, will not only result in a tastier meal but may also help get you over that caloric hump. Plus, girls always enjoy when a bro can handle himself in the kitchen.

Trust me on this one.

  1. Get in Some Liquid Calories

Solid meals are almost always the superior option, but sometimes life can get hectic and our schedules won’t always allow us the time needed to do all of our cooking that day. In times like these it can be critical that you have an alternate option, one that allows you the flexibility to stay on track with your nutritional goals, while being flexible enough to accommodate your busy lifestyle.

Enter the meal-replacement: aka the brotein shake… ahem… the protein shake.

Protein shakes are nothing new and known world wide for their gain-inspiring protein content and their fart-inducing digestive properties. What isn’t nearly as known is the fact that most protein shakes are inherently extremely low calorie; an average serving of protein powder comes in at whopping 130 calories (roughly the same as a large banana).

Bro Tip: Blend your foods.

Hold back the throw up in your mouth and can the thoughts of your mom’s nasty-ass veggie shake concoctions — that isn’t what we are getting at.

While protein shakes naturally are naturally low in calories, it doesn’t mean they have to stay that way. To offset this problem, simply start adding in a few small additions to your favorite protein: peanut butter, milk, chocolate syrup. Hell, go ahead and add in the aforementioned large banana and double up on your calories for that meal.

By adding these foods together, via a blender, you’re suddenly able to significantly up the density of your meal AND experience some pretty tasty treats in the process.