Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Johnny Football is back, baby!! Gone are the days of Manziel tailgating NFL games like an average slob, chugging Fireball at 8 in the morning, trashing L.A. mansions, double-fisting at college bars in Austin, and maybe possibly assaulting a bar employee.
Johnny Tebow has experienced a REAWAKENING!!*
*says a few words he wrote on Twitter today.
Good on you, Johnny. Seems like you got yourself a nice girl you’re taking on frozen yogurt dates and are ready to give this #adulting a fair shot. We’ll just both agree to forget about the Xanax bar you got tattooed on your arm just a short time ago.
RIP Old Johnny.