The Washington Redskins’ Twitter Machine Appears To Be Broken And Fans Have Many Questions, Jokes
On Wednesday, the Washington Redskins’ official Twitter account posted a tweet that was completely blank.
As if FedEx Field, the home of the Redskins, becoming a pandemic testing site back in March didn’t spawn enough jokes at the team’s expense, this certainly opened up and knocked over a 55 gallon drum worth of comedy.
— Washington Redskins (@Redskins) May 27, 2020
I don’t know why, but just seeing that hurts my brain. It’s like something doesn’t compute in my head. I want there to be something there, but there isn’t. Did the Redskins write an invisible tweet? Is this some sort of subliminal message my conscious mind can’t understand?
Maybe the Redskins didn’t screw up and accidentally send out a blank tweet. Maybe they are playing chess on social media while the rest of us are just playing checkers.
I mean, other than Alex Smith’s tremendous recovery from having his leg snapped in half, the last time we shared anything even remotely positive about the franchise was … hang on, still looking … okay, I give up. I went back to 2016 and still found nothing positive. So this strange blank tweet is good, right?!
Lmao they really listed the games they’re gonna win this year.— NYG_PETE (@nyg_pete) May 27, 2020
Redskins tweeted out all the successes under Dan Snyder— LongIslandTony (@AnthonyMezz27) May 27, 2020
Source? https://t.co/PSa5qWsAFX— Field Yates (@FieldYates) May 27, 2020
Haskins must of written that one, since it's incomplete— Tony Quigley (@QUIG1024) May 27, 2020
Anyone speak Korean? pic.twitter.com/7Ad7g9h8XM— Tyler Schoon (@tylerjschoon) May 27, 2020
is this a graph of all of your playoff wins in the last 14 years?— EJ (@BourbonAndBeer) May 27, 2020
Live look at their season?— holly 🦅💚 (@xoholly) May 27, 2020
If you look close enough you can see Dan Snyder's soul.— Dan Zinski (@Dan_Zinski) May 27, 2020
The new team name is great! Way less racist— bong may ho (@Ezraw0) May 27, 2020
agreed— Washington Wizards (@WashWizards) May 27, 2020
ㅤ— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) May 27, 2020