Presented in partnership with Tropical Bros
The Bad News: Three-to-six daily craft beers in quarantine has been about as good for your body as covering it in raw meat and doing gymnastics in a tiger cage, and the idea of approaching a pool party at this juncture in your life may be as anxiety-inducing as stripping down in a gym locker room after an ice bath.
The Good News: There is a way to distract others from the pork loin equivalent you’ve slapped on your hips and make you sexy again.
The answer is outfitting yourself with a pair of Tropical Bros. four-way stretch swim trunks, the hottest suits to hit the market in 2020, with unique and beautiful designs that will give you the confidence to take that t-shirt off in the pool.
Let’s take a look at the Tropical Bros. suit measurable before we make any hasty purchases:
- 4 way stretch custom fabric
- Elastic waistband
- 2 large side pockets to hold 15-20 ladies’ phone numbers
- Back pocket with Velcro close, ideal for cold beer transport
- Soft smooth inner mesh liner (NO CHUB RUB!)
- 7 inch inseam
- Perfect above the knee length
- Machine washable
Here are my five favorite designs, but you can take a gander at the Tropical Bros. website if you don’t respect my opinion.
It’s summer. No need to stop gassing those weekday cold boys. Pick yourself up a couple pairs of Tropical Bros. and sex yourself up a bit.
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