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Dude Gets His Face Quarter Pounded During Brutal Brawl At McDonald’s

by Paul SaccaNovember 18, 2015 12:16 pm 0

Ever Found Your Dead Cat In The Street And Buried It Only To Find That It’s Alive And Well? Because This Family Has

by Cass AndersonNovember 18, 2015 12:04 pm updated October 13, 2020 9:41 am 0

The Apathetic Person’s Guide To The 2016 Election

by Eddie ColeNovember 18, 2015 12:04 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 1

Stoners In Canada Set A World Record For The Biggest Hot Box Of All Time

by Brandon WenerdNovember 18, 2015 12:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Billionaire Puts $170M Painting Of Naked Chick On His Amex — Guess What He’s Doing With All The Points?

by Chris IlluminatiNovember 18, 2015 10:58 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Chances Are You’re Mispronouncing These 30 Common Words And You Sound Like A Dickwad

by Cass AndersonNovember 18, 2015 10:55 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Outpouring Of Emotion For Hero Police Dog Diesel Who Was Killed By Suicide Bomb In Paris Raids

by Paul SaccaNovember 18, 2015 10:51 am updated February 2, 2016 5:00 pm 0

Thanks To You Filthy Animals STD Rates Have Hit Record High in U.S.

by Paul SaccaNovember 18, 2015 10:01 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Check Out The Non-Disclosure ‘Sex Contract’ That Charlie Sheen Had Girls Sign Before Sex

by Rebecca MartinsonNovember 18, 2015 9:41 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Please Tell Me This Tinder Girl Dressed Up As A Nazi With A Profile Full Of ‘White Power’ Quotes Is A Joke. Please.

by Rebecca MartinsonNovember 18, 2015 9:15 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 1

Seattle’s Famed ‘Gum Wall’ Cleaned For First Time In 20 Years And The Weight Of The Gum Removed Is Absurd

by Chris IlluminatiNovember 18, 2015 9:07 am updated January 29, 2016 6:23 pm 0

Turkey Fans Boo During Moment Of Silence For Paris Attacks Victims Before Soccer Game

by Paul SaccaNovember 18, 2015 8:28 am updated February 2, 2016 4:57 pm 2

This Bro’s First Tinder Date Was Going Great, BJ And All, Until Absolute Hell Broke Loose

by Cass AndersonNovember 18, 2015 8:28 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Apparently Dan Bilzerian’s Thanksgiving Plans Are Watching Two Chicks Go Down On Each Other In A Hot Tub All Week

by Eddie ColeNovember 18, 2015 8:23 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

This List Of The Unofficial Cars For All 50 States Is Proof That Wisconsin’s The Worst And Florida Kicks Ass

by Cass AndersonNovember 18, 2015 8:15 am updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Two Terrorists Dead, Seven Under Arrest In Dramatic Early Morning Police Raid On A Paris Suburb

by Brandon WenerdNovember 18, 2015 2:59 am updated February 2, 2016 4:54 pm 0

HOLD MY BEER: Drunk Bro Does A Backflip Onto A Bon Fire For $20 And — Damn! — His Back Has To Hurt

by Brandon WenerdNovember 17, 2015 8:27 pm 0

This 10-Year-Old’s Profanity-Laced Letter To The Troops Is A Goddamn Work Of Patriotic Art

by Matt KeohanNovember 17, 2015 7:57 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Guy Writes Thank You Letter To Officer Who Arrested Him For DUI And After Reading It, It Makes Perfect Sense

by Matt KeohanNovember 17, 2015 5:48 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

9 Things You Need To Know About Anonymous As They Wage War On ISIS

by Brandon WenerdNovember 17, 2015 5:03 pm 2

I Sat Down With Celebrity Chef Wylie Dufresne And We Discussed Molecular Gastronomy, Turkey Eggs, And More

by Cass AndersonNovember 17, 2015 4:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Bad News If Your Name Is Actually ‘Isis’ — Facebook Might Delete Your Account And Not Give It Back To You

by Brandon WenerdNovember 17, 2015 4:23 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Columnist Pens The Horniest Paean To The Jizzworthy Idea Of President Marco Rubio Defeating ISIS

by Eddie ColeNovember 17, 2015 4:21 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

Anthony Bourdain Ate At Waffle House For The First Time And Absolutely Loved It! (VIDEO)

by Paul SaccaNovember 17, 2015 3:50 pm updated February 2, 2016 4:40 pm 0

Yo Bro, Scientists Have Discovered Why You Can’t Handle Your Booze–Ya, You

by Matt KeohanNovember 17, 2015 3:02 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0

This Woman Loves Salsa So Much She Stabbed Her Boyfriend For Eating It All

by Chris IlluminatiNovember 17, 2015 2:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:19 am 0