Chad Johnson Continues Being The Charitable GOAT, Leaves Obscene Tip On $37 Restaurant Bill To Help With Pandemic Fallout

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How many charitable acts does Chad Johnson need to commit before he becomes canonized? I mean, sheesh…

  • Johnson sends $1,000 to fan’s Venmo after he falls into a negative bank balance.
  • Johnson pays rent of a random stranger facing eviction.
  • Johnson leaves obscenely large tips to various restaurants, adding funny notes to them before posting them on social media.

This man is a national treasure, and he just added another philanthropic deed to his resume.

“Congrats on reopening, sorry about the pandemic, hope this helps. I love you,” Johnson wrote on the receipt.

For the math inept, a $1,000 tip on a 37.40 bill is a 2,680% tip. And can you believe there are people up-in-arms over a five percent COVID-19 surcharge?

Ochocinco out here winning over his haters.

Kings stay kings.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.