Segway Made A Rideable Robot Butler That Will Definitely Not Kill You When They Take Over

Segway Loomo Rideable Robot Butler

YouTube - Loomo Segway Robotics

Segways are pretty fun, right? I mean, Kevin James made a whole movie career out of riding one around a mall and a casino.

Robots, on the other hand, are sometimes fun, but mostly they frighten humans. From robotic spiders to robots that fight back to robots that can open doors, it’s only a matter of time before they unite, rebel and kill us all. And don’t even get me started on Sophia the Robot who has already gotten into it with Will Smith and Chrissy Teigen.

So while a Segway robot butler that you can ride named Loomo might sound like a good time, take a look at this screencap from their demonstration video.

Segway Loomo Rideable Robot Butler Target

YouTube - Segway

Does that look like some kind of targeting system to you?

How about this?

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Do you really not think there is a day when Loomo is going to grow tired of your shit? Always bossing him around and telling him what to do at your beck and call.

According to their web site says, “What if the transporter you’re familiar with could also see, hear, experience, and engage with both work and play? What if we gave into our childhood movie fantasies and created the world’s first truly mobile personal robot that can accompany us everywhere we go?”

It sounds pretty terrifying to me. But hey, if you have $1,799 sitting around and are in denial of being ruled by our future robotic overlords, then go ahead. Do that or instead just snag one of the deals on a non-robotic Segway and live a slightly longer life. Your call.

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