Turtles

An Incredibly Rare Two-Headed Loggerhead Sea Turtle Was Found In S.C. And It’s Awesome Looking

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Hundreds Of Turtles Randomly Died At The Same Time In A Half-Mile Stretch Of Minnesota And Nobody Knows Why

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Slow-Mo Footage Of An Alligator Snapping Turtle Biting Fingers Off A Hand Like It’s Nothing

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Biologists Found A 100-Pound Alligator Snapping Turtle That Would Easily Whoop A Shark’s Ass In A Fight

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Two-Headed Baby Sea Turtle Found In Hilton Head Is An Adorable Sea Monster

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Bro Saves A Stranded Turtle’s Life, Documents It On Snapchat Like A Young Johnny Utah

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You’re Gonna Laugh Your D**k Off When You See This Tortoise Do An Owen Wilson Impression

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Look At These Two Dickheads ‘Beach Surfing’ On Top Of An Endangered Sea Turtle (They Now Face HUGE Fines)

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This Dude Gets Bitten In The Ding Dong By A Dang Turtle, And The Turtle Won’t Let Go Of His Dip Stick (Video)

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All The Turtles In Australia Are Coming Down With Herpes

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Ninja … BACK! Vanilla Ice Crashed The Premiere Of The New ‘Turtles’ Movie And Busted Out A Fresh Rhyme

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A Man Built His Pet Tortoise A Playpen That Is A Perfect Replica Of ‘Jurassic Park’

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This Video About Swimming With Sea Turtles Will Get You So Incredibly Amped For Spring Break

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Whoa, This Psychedelic, Glowing Turtle Is Trippy AF

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Girl On Snapchat Thinks She’s Saving A Turtle, Except It’s A Tortoise And She Murdered It And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Meet Bertie, The Fastest Turtle In Three Freaking Decades

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Chick Born With Tramp Stamp Birthmark Is Becoming ‘Internet Famous’ Thanks To The Dinosaur On Her Ass

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Watch Researchers Extract Bloody Straw Skewered In Nose Of Helpless Sea Turtle

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This 125-Pound Alligator Snapping Turtle Does Not Look Like He Belongs On Planet Earth

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Man Turns Pet Turtle Into Real Life Gizmoduck After Rats Gnaw Off Its Front Legs

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Ever Been Pissed When Your Buddy Barges In On You Having Sex? This Is Like That, But With A Turtle

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Look How Big This Turtle Is

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Have You Ever Seen A Turtle Eat A Strawberry?

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This Video Of 150 Baby Sea Turtles Being Born Will Get You Through Today

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Keep Track of Your Turtle By Tying a Balloon to It

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Apparently Strapping an iPad to a Tortoise Counts as Art These Days

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