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New Study Finds Millennials Would Rather Stare At Their Phone Than Have Sex With A Human

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Pick-up Truck Tries To Mow Down A ‘Friendly’ Mob Of Bikers On Church Grounds In ‘Grand Theft Auto’ Scenario

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Bad Ass Bro Joe Biden Officiated A Same Sex Wedding At His House This Weekend

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Patton Oswalt Penned A Heartbreaking Letter To His Own Grief In Response To The Loss Of His Wife

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Get Ready To Punch Your Dentist In The Face, Because It Turns Out Flossing Doesn’t Do Anything

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Apple Is Changing The Gun Emoji To A Water Pistol And People Are Losing Their Minds

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Here’s Donald Trump Botching The Same Basic Grammar Rule Four Consecutive Times While Trying To Say One Thing

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Sober Man Leaves His Drunk Alter Ego A Helpful Note, But It Erupts In Tempestuous Blowup At Himself

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Family Goes To Walmart In Full Body Armor, Tells Cops They’re Just Showing Off Their New ‘Doomsday Gear’

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Hopeless Romantic Hospitalized For Exhaustion After Waiting 10 DAYS In Airport For Online GF Is The Saddest Story Since Harambe

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Donald Trump Goes All Fire And Brimstone On Hillary Clinton And Calls Her ‘The Devil’

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Kid Cries After Hurting Fist Trying To Break Board And His Sensei Unleashes A Next-Level Motivational Speech

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Newest Teen ‘Game’ Involves Running Into Traffic And Trying To Get Hit By Cars

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Woman Eviscerates Ex-Boyfriend Over His Breakup Birthday Gift With A Craigslist Rant For The Ages

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Here’s An Entire Full-Body Workout Using Just Your Desk Chair If You’re Too Busy To Hit The Gym At Lunch

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Definitely A Little Upset I Wasn’t On This Flight Where The Pilot Had To Subdue A Drunk Passenger

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First Man To Catch All 142 Pokemon In The U.S. Gets Free ‘Round-The-World Trip To Catch All Pokemon In Pokemon Go

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McDonald’s Announces Big Changes To Half Of Their Menu Including Using Real Butter And Healthier McNuggets

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Tesla Acquired SolarCity For $2.6 Billion Yesterday, Plus Verizon Is Also On A Shopping Spree

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The Best Reactions To Donald Trump Pictured Eating KFC Fried Chicken On His Private Plane With Knife And Fork

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Every Group Of Friends Has *That Guy*

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Can You Find The Goddamn Cat In This Goddamn Stack Of Wood Because It Took Me More Goddamn Time Than It Should Have

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New Report Shows That U.S. Teens Really, Really Enjoy Smoking Weed

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Wife’s Story About Having A Mid-Day Quickie With Her Husband After Denying His Hilarious Advances Is A+ Literature

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Former Inmate Robs Bank And Immediately Surrenders — Gives Cops Incredibly Sad Reason For Wanting To Go Back To Jail

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Golf Fight Ends In Such A Gentlemanly Manner After Chap Gets Smashed In The Face

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