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The Smithsonian Is Hiring A Craft Beer Historian And The Pay Is Pretty Damn Good

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Heath Ledger’s Father Opens Up About The Chilling Details Leading Up To His Son’s 2008 Overdose

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World’s Biggest Scumbag Scams His Sweet Old Grandparents Out Of Their Home They’ve Lived In For Over Five Decades

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Man Remembers The Hilarious Story When He Was In 7th Grade And Got A Girl Pregnant Without Having Sex

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Kelly Clarkson Owned A Dude So Hard Last Night He Had To Take Up Residency In Another Part Of The Galaxy

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Kid Who Got Lost In The Mexican Mountains For 44 Hours Was Kept Watch Over By A Random Dog Named Max

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If You’re Looking For A Bartender For Your Next Party, This Guy Just Set The World Record For Pouring Jagerbombs

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Justin Timberlake Got Smacked In The Face At A Golf Tournament And Someone Managed To Capture It On Video

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Feast Your Eyes Upon The Most Expensive Fighter Jet Ever Built And All Of Its 18,000 Pounds Of Lethal Ammunition

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Playboy Model Planned $13 Million Prison Break For Jailmate Of Oscar Pistorius With Armed Gang, Helicopter And Weaponized Treadmill

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Guy Eats World’s Hottest Pepper And Is Immediately In Pain, Says It’s Like Someone ‘Crème Brulee-ing My Stomach’

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Woman Whose Fake Boobs Were So Big They Reached Her Collarbone Says She ‘Instantly Regretted’ Getting Surgery

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Marv From ‘Home Alone’ (Daniel Stern) Finds An Old Cast Member 26 Years Later And NOPE, 100% NOPE!!!

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Man Saves His Marriage By Adding Two More Wives, Is A Modern-Day Hugh Hefner Just Living The Dream

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Verizon Buys Yahoo For $4.83 Billion, Plus Twitter Gets In Bed With The MLB And NHL

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Watch God Himself Strike One Of Mankind’s Biggest Effigies, Toss A Lightning Bolt At The Empire State Building

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Officials Confirm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Captain Rehearsed Crashing Plane Into Indian Ocean Before Flight

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‘Poop Cafe’, A Crappy Toilet-Themed Dessert Bar, Is First To Open In Toronto For All You ‘2 Girls, 1 Cup’ Lovers

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Bernie Sanders Supporters Boo Relentlessly When He Tells Them ‘We Must Elect Hillary Clinton’

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Man Named Hemingway Wins Hemingway Lookalike Contest, And Just Like Hemingway He Too Enjoys Fishing And Women

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Man Climbs To Top Of Fox Affiliate Tower, Chugs Brews, Gives 0 Craps

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San Diego Rapper Is Harassed By Bully Resulting In Instant KO

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Mansion Owner Who Sued Renters That Threw A Midget-Themed Pool Party May Not Have Been As Faultless As Assumed

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Cowardly ISIS ‘Fighters’ Caught Fleeing From Battle Dressed As Women

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This Guy Was Arrested And He’s Already Guilty Of Having The Funniest Alias Ever

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This Bro’s Dog Freaks Out Every Time He Flips It Off Though It’s Unclear What The Dog Did Wrong In The First Place

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