Crime Archives

This Giant Inflatable Rubber Duck Was Stolen After An Annual Pond Race — Officials Suspect Fowl Play

by Chris IlluminatiJuly 25, 2016 12:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:25 pm

Some Daycare Worker Had One Of Her Students Piss In A Cup For Her Son’s Upcoming Drug Test

by TJ KingJuly 21, 2016 12:05 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:27 pm

This Dude Dropping A Deuce In His Pants To Avoid Getting Arrested Is An Interesting Tactic

by Marc SchneiderJuly 19, 2016 11:37 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm

7-Eleven Employee Is Now The Hardest Bro On The Face Of The Planet After Ripping A Shotgun Out Of Shoplifter’s Hands

by TJ KingJuly 18, 2016 11:59 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm

Doctor Claims That Michael Jackson Wanted To Marry His 12-Year-Old Goddaughter And ‘Harry Potter’ Star

by Paul SaccaJuly 17, 2016 10:12 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm

Man Walks Into Police Station To Catch Pokemon, Gets Arrested Instead

by Paul SaccaJuly 16, 2016 5:43 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm

More New Disturbing Allegations About Michael Jackson Revealed By His Doctor

by Paul SaccaJuly 16, 2016 10:30 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm

Wheelchair Bound Drug Dealer Lead Police On A High Speed Chase By Using His Cane To Work The Pedals

by TJ KingJuly 9, 2016 11:50 am updated October 13, 2022 1:31 pm

Huge Blow To Chipotle’s PR After Company’s Executive Making $4 Million Arrested In NYPD Drug Bust

by Paul SaccaJuly 1, 2016 11:13 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 pm

This Guy On A Go-Kart Apparently Did Something Decently Illegal And Led Police On A High-Speed Chase

by TJ KingJune 30, 2016 5:09 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 pm

Miami Police Arrest Brother And Sister In Record Breaking Drug Bust, Found 24 MILLION In Cash In The Walls Of Their Home

by Matt KeohanJune 30, 2016 11:48 am updated October 13, 2022 1:35 pm

GTA IRL: Criminal Suspect Chased By Police Helicopter, SUV And Cop On Foot, Smashed By Open-Field Tackle

by Paul SaccaJune 29, 2016 8:34 am updated June 29, 2016 8:38 am

The UConn Mac ‘N Cheese Douche Was Arrested Yet Again, This Time For Something Far Worse

by Matt KeohanJune 28, 2016 12:18 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm

This Guys Who Killed His Neighbor Over Weed Eater Probably Doesn’t Understand The Concept Of Priorities

by TJ KingJune 27, 2016 2:38 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm

Texas Lawyers Sing Insightful Song Why You ‘Don’t Eat Your Weed’ When Stopped By The Cops

by Paul SaccaJune 27, 2016 9:17 am updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm

At Least 5 People Stabbed As Neo-Nazis Clash With Counter-Protesters Outside Capitol In Sacramento

by Paul SaccaJune 26, 2016 7:53 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:37 pm

Man Arrested For Putting His Penis On Grocery Store Self-Checkout And Scanning It

by Paul SaccaJune 26, 2016 11:11 am updated October 13, 2022 1:37 pm

Video Shows Undercover Cops Perfectly Thwart Armed Robbery In San Francisco

by Paul SaccaJune 26, 2016 10:20 am updated June 26, 2016 12:54 pm

Murder Suspect From Cincinnati Going For Cop’s Gun Pretty Much Proves To Me That He Did It

by TJ KingJune 24, 2016 1:52 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:37 pm

Oscar Pistorius’ Family Received Threats That He Will Be ‘Gang Raped’ In Prison If They Don’t Cooperate With Demands

by Matt KeohanJune 21, 2016 10:46 am updated December 12, 2017 10:11 am

Authorities Have Obtained A Video Of The Orlando Terrorist’s Wife Shopping For Ammo With Him

by Matt KeohanJune 15, 2016 6:38 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:41 pm

Watch A Woman Run Over Her Boyfriend After Finding Out He Has HIV To Feel Better About Your Relationship

by Matt KeohanJune 15, 2016 2:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:41 pm

Pablo Escobar’s Former Top Enforcer Is Trying To Turn Over A New Leaf And Become A YouTube Sensation

by TJ KingJune 12, 2016 3:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:43 pm

Jared Fogle Appealed To Get His 15-Year Sentence Reduced, Federal Judge Says No F’ing Way

by Paul SaccaJune 10, 2016 11:50 am updated October 13, 2022 1:43 pm

Dude Unanimously Acquitted Of Sex Crime Is Still Given A Sentence That Will Prevent Him From Getting Laid For Like, Ever

by Matt KeohanJune 9, 2016 11:22 am updated October 13, 2022 1:44 pm

Ever Hear Of Knocking?!? Guy Sets Apartment On Fire To Escape Sound Of Neighbors Banging

by Chris IlluminatiJune 9, 2016 9:27 am updated October 13, 2022 1:44 pm