Rio Olympics

American Cyclist Chloe Dygert Wins World Championship After Nearly Losing Leg In Crash

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Look At The Disaster Rio Has Already Become Since Hosting The Summer Olympics Just A Few Months Ago

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These FCC Complaints About The Olympics (Involving Floppy Genitals) Are Straight Out Of ‘The Onion’ But Somehow Real

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Usain Bolt’s Gold Medal-Winning Party Tour Continues As He Brings Back 6 Chicks To His Hotel

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Polish Olympian Bro Auctions Off His Silver Medal To Save A Three-Year-Old Battling Cancer

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Rio Ad Meter Helped Olympics Suck Less, Make Our Opinions Matter

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Usain Bolt’s Ex-Girlfriend Allegedly Let Him Have Sex With Other Girls As Long As She Didn’t Find Out About It

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Czech Olympic Swimming Team Recreate ‘Baywatch’ Opening So Awesomely That David Hasselhoff Would Be Proud

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Severed Leg Found During Leg Of Olympic Sailing Event As Rio Solidifies Its Spot As Top Tourist Destination

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Runner Falls Face First Into Barrier During Steeplechase, Nearly Decapitates Himself In The Rio Olympics

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The Cash Bonuses For Winning Olympic Gold Vary Immensely By Country, But GODDAMN It Pays To Be From Singapore

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Olympic Legend Michael Phelps Pees In The Pool And Says It Is Perfectly Safe, But Science Says Otherwise

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Dutch Gymnast Faceplanting HARD After Falling On The High Bar Is Last Night’s Must See Olympics Moment

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Carmelo Anthony Humbly Supports The Favelas In Rio By Having A Mural Of Himself Put Up

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Sam Kendricks Becomes The First Military Member To Medal At The Rio Olympics

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The Amount Of Money Usain Bolt Made Per Second During His 9.81 Second 100-Meter Dash Is Mind-Boggling

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Japanese Olympic Pole Vaulter Has Dreams Crushed After His Dick Hits The Bar And Knocks It To The Ground

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Hot Ukrainian Swimmer Does Striptease At Olympics, Challenges Michelle Jenneke For Sexiest Pre-Event Routine

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How Many Bong Rips Would You Have To Face To Binge On As Much McDonald’s As This Olympic Badminton Player After Loss?

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A News Anchor’s Segment Was Either Marred Or Improved By The Dancing Charmander Behind Her, Depending On Your Mood

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The Reason Why Olympic Athletes Bite Their Medals Is So Stupid

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Brazilian Diving Duo Splits After One Member Sex-iles The Other In Favor Of A Boning Marathon

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Usain Bolt Smiling For A Photo Mid-Race While Destroying Competition Is Your Olympics Meme Of The Day

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Ryan Lochte’s Response After Police Impostors Put A Gun To His Head And Demanded He Get On The Ground: ‘Whatever.’

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I’m A Little Upset That I Missed The Parties In Fiji After The Rugby Team Brought Home The Country’s First Ever Gold

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Russian Diver Scores A 0.00 After Catastrophic Backflop That You Can’t Help But Laugh At

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