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Mocking Fox Sports radio host Colin Cowherd is almost too easy at times. Don’t get me wrong. That doesn’t make it any less enjoyable, right Kansas City?
Much like his contemporaries in sports talk, Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith, Cowherd has carved out a considerable living spewing hot takes, regardless of whether or not they are correct, or even make any sense.
In addition to Baker Mayfield and LeBron James, one of Cowherd’s favorite topics of late has been where future Hall of Famer Tom Brady will be playing in the 2020 NFL season.
Since the 2019 NFL season ended, numerous teams have been mentioned as potential suitors for the six-time Super Bowl champion including the Raiders, Buccaneers, Bears, Browns, Chargers, Cowboys, Raiders, Colts, Titans, Cowboys, 49ers, and, of course, the Patriots.
Cowherd’s take(s)?
The Colts “make a lot of sense.” (1/2/20)
This is the “perfect time” for Brady to retire. (1/7/20)
The Cowboys “would work.” (2/10/20)
The Tennessee Titans would “solve Brady’s problems.” (2/13/20)
Brady is “not set on leaving New England.” (2/20/20)
“Reliable sources” say Brady to the 49ers is “50/50.” (3/4/20)
The Chargers “have the best weapons.” (3/5/20)
1/2 – The Colts make sense for Tom Brady
1/7 – Retirement makes sense for Tom Brady
2/10 – The Cowboys make sense for Tom Brady
2/13 – The Titans make sense for Tom Brady
2/20 – Returning to NE makes sense for Tom Brady
3/5 – The Chargers make sense for Tom Brady@ColinCowherd pic.twitter.com/6yHwndOMmp— Funhouse (@BackAftaThis) March 5, 2020
📺@ColinCowherd: "Reliable sources are now saying Brady for Garoppolo in a quarterback swap is a 50/50 chance...
—Bill Belichick would be cackling like the Devil!—
...Take a deep breath! Brady is 43 & Garoppolo will take them back to several Super Bowls" https://t.co/OI7Qhb5HrC
— FOX Sports Radio (@FoxSportsRadio) March 4, 2020
Colin Cowherd pur together 9 “Tominoes” of what would happen if Brady signed with the Raiders.
And one of them is the Steelers....trading for Cam Newton.....which is not happening pic.twitter.com/4L8d2n8mgM
— Nick Farabaugh (@FarabaughFB) February 19, 2020
What? The Bears, Bucs, and his nemesis Baker Mayfield’s Browns are no good?
I mean, eventually he'll name every team. "SEE, I WAS RIGHT!!!"
— Funhouse (@BackAftaThis) March 5, 2020
No matter where he ends up, he will go on air the next day and say “Joy we had it correct when everyone said he would never go to _____ we were right again”
— Mike Parker (@MJP1313) March 5, 2020
He also said on air today that the patriots make the most sense but the titans are a team Brady and his wife need to sit down and have a good 2 hour conversation about😂
— BubbaDuke84 (@BDuke84) March 5, 2020
March 18, 2020
Colin: You heard it here first folks, I have said all along that it just makes sense that Tom Brady belongs in ________. Now Joy with the news.
— Dcabel (@Dcabel2) March 5, 2020
Slowly but surely covering all the bases before March 18 🙄
— Josh Howard (@RareReminderJH) March 5, 2020
The Harlem Globetrotters make sense for Tom Brady.
— Anthony Mascia (@techROIadvisor) March 5, 2020
Colin has four hours to fill every day and he can only talk LeBron for 3 of those hours.
— jb in mw (@jb_in_gp) March 5, 2020
I'm 100% here for Cowherd being called out for his ridiculously bad takes
— Kurt/Filthykur (@filthykur87) March 5, 2020
Aren’t we all?