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Luckiest Man Alive Wins The Lottery For A Fourth Time! Screws Up Royally And Now His Luck Is Gone

by Cass AndersonJune 18, 2015 12:28 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:18 am 0

Florida: 10 Strippers Arrested For Giving Lap Dances. Let Me Reiterate, STRIPPERS GOT ARRESTED FOR GIVING LAP DANCES

by Paul SaccaJune 11, 2015 3:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:21 am 0

Potential World Record Black Grouper Just Caught Off Florida Weighs More Than I Did In High School

by Cass AndersonJune 9, 2015 4:05 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:22 am 0

Florida Man High On God Knows What Caught On Camera Twerking On Top Of A Cop Car To Hall & Oates, Is Promptly Arrested

by J. CammJune 5, 2015 1:17 pm 1

Florida Man Calls 911 Repeatedly To Brag About His Big Muscles And Hit On The Dispatcher

by Cass AndersonJune 5, 2015 11:05 am updated October 13, 2022 1:23 am 0

8-Year-Old Bro King Bullied And Called ‘A Girl’ For His Spectacular Flow Kept Growing It Out For A Damn Good Cause

by Cass AndersonJune 5, 2015 9:39 am updated October 13, 2022 1:24 am 0

Ducks Fry Together: Hooters Employee Uses Fry Pan To Save The Lives Of 6 Ducklings About To Die

by Cass AndersonJune 3, 2015 1:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:24 am 0

Man Caught Stealing AK-47 By Shoving It Down His Pants. You Get ONE Guess Which State This Happened In

by Cass AndersonMay 29, 2015 12:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:26 am 0

Memorial Day Party Turns Into Absolute Chaos, Complete With Bouncers Knocking Out Multiple People

by Brandon WenerdMay 26, 2015 1:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:28 am 0

Tornado Launches Bounce House 50 Feet In The Air With Kids Still Inside On Florida Beach

by Matt KeohanMay 26, 2015 11:00 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 am 0

Florida Man Attempts To Rob Bank, But MMA Fighter Chases Him Down And Hog-Ties Him

by Paul SaccaMay 20, 2015 9:28 am 0

Florida Man Falls Asleep On Couch While Robbing House, Because Felonies Are Exhausting

by Matt KeohanMay 18, 2015 7:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 am 0

This Dude’s Had His License Suspended 26 Times Before His 24th Birthday. NEWSFLASH: It’s Not A Contest

by Cass AndersonMay 18, 2015 5:17 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 am 0

Blood Covered Florida Teen High On Flakka Strips Naked And Claims She’s God And Satan, And That’s Just The Beginning

by Matt KeohanMay 15, 2015 5:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am 0

Is This Your Homework, Larry? Florida Savage Pulls A Lebowski And Smashes The Wrong Car In A Fit Of Rage

by Matt KeohanMay 15, 2015 3:28 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am 0

Florida Woman Pulled Over For Drunk Driving While Baby Sucked On Boobies Is The Very Essence Of Florida

by Matt KeohanMay 14, 2015 2:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am 1

That Story Everyone’s Sharing About A Man Turning Himself In For Killing His Imaginary Friend Is A Big, Fat, Fake!

by Cass AndersonMay 13, 2015 12:29 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am 1

School Principal Texts ‘Vaginas On Fire’ In Regards To Sexual Harassment Scandal, Is Promptly Fired

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2015 12:23 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am 0

Ridiculous Alabama-Themed Groom’s Cake Sabotaged By Florida Fan, Marriage Now Surely In Jeopardy

by Kyle KosterMay 11, 2015 3:16 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am 0

Bro Spearfishing Off Florida Sees Something Moving 12-Feet Away And WHOA, That’s A Great White

by Cass AndersonMay 11, 2015 11:08 am 0

Florida Man Robs Little Old Lady In Elevator And Awkwardly Rides It Down With Her

by Matt KeohanMay 7, 2015 3:07 pm 1

Cops: Parents Bribed Teen Daughters With Weed To Persuade Them Do Chores (Also Gave Them Cocaine)

by Paul SaccaMay 7, 2015 8:32 am updated October 13, 2022 1:36 am 0

Pizza Saves Lives: Hostage Uses Pizza Hut App To Call 911, Kidnapper Arrested, Hostages Unharmed

by Cass AndersonMay 6, 2015 11:30 am updated October 13, 2022 1:37 am 0

Florida Girl Gets Arrested And Takes A Dump In The Back Of Police Cruiser In A Stinky Act Of Defiance

by Matt KeohanMay 4, 2015 7:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:38 am 0

Dude On Meth Surfs On Cars To Avoid Invisible Attackers And It’s Strangely Impressive

by Matt KeohanMay 4, 2015 4:20 pm 0

This Cow Was Born With Two Faces And I’ll Have The Veggie Burger Instead Please

by Matt KeohanMay 4, 2015 1:30 pm 0