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The CDC Is Politely Asking Americans To Stop Kissing Chickens Due To A Spike In Salmonella Cases

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CDC Announces Fully-Vaccinated People Can Gather Without Masks In ‘First Step’ Toward Restoring Normalcy

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The CDC Says Sick Voters Are Allowed To Break Quarantine To Vote As Long As They Take The Proper Precautions

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CDC Releases Study Showing The Risks Of Contracting COVID-19 At Specific Types Of Businesses

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Moderna Is Moving Forward To The Third Phase Of a COVID Vaccine Test

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CDC Director: If Everybody Wears A Mask For Six Weeks, We Can Drive COVID ‘Into The Ground’

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Deadly Mosquito-Borne Illness That Kills Almost Half Its Victims Is Here – Because Humans Can’t Catch A Break

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CDC Publishes Disturbing Survey Showing The Dumb Things Americans Are Doing Dumb With Bleach To Prevent Coronavirus

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The CDC Issues A Warning About The Rise Of Aggressive Cannibal Rats As If We Already Didn’t Have Enough To Worry About Right Now

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Elon Musk Calls Coronavirus Panic Dumb, Meanwhile A Priest Who Shook Hands With Over 500 People Tests Positive

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The CDC Released A Ridiculous Chart About The Facial Hair To Avoid During The Coronavirus Scare And People With Beards Are Apparently Screwed

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Coronavirus Update: San Francisco Declares State Of Emergency, CDC: ‘This Might Be Bad,’ Hotel Quarantined, Iran Minster Infected

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First Case Of Chinese Coronavirus In US Confirmed By CDC, New Evidence The Disease Is Transmitted From Human To Human

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Woman Jogged Through A Swarm Of Flies And A Month Later She Had Parasitic Worms Wriggling Around In Her Eyes

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