The CDC Is Politely Asking Americans To Stop Kissing Chickens Due To A Spike In Salmonella Cases

CDC Announces Fully-Vaccinated People Can Gather Without Masks In ‘First Step’ Toward Restoring Normalcy

The CDC Says Sick Voters Are Allowed To Break Quarantine To Vote As Long As They Take The Proper Precautions

CDC Releases Study Showing The Risks Of Contracting COVID-19 At Specific Types Of Businesses

Moderna Is Moving Forward To The Third Phase Of a COVID Vaccine Test

CDC Director: If Everybody Wears A Mask For Six Weeks, We Can Drive COVID ‘Into The Ground’

Deadly Mosquito-Borne Illness That Kills Almost Half Its Victims Is Here – Because Humans Can’t Catch A Break

CDC Publishes Disturbing Survey Showing The Dumb Things Americans Are Doing Dumb With Bleach To Prevent Coronavirus

The CDC Issues A Warning About The Rise Of Aggressive Cannibal Rats As If We Already Didn’t Have Enough To Worry About Right Now

Elon Musk Calls Coronavirus Panic Dumb, Meanwhile A Priest Who Shook Hands With Over 500 People Tests Positive

The CDC Released A Ridiculous Chart About The Facial Hair To Avoid During The Coronavirus Scare And People With Beards Are Apparently Screwed

Coronavirus Update: San Francisco Declares State Of Emergency, CDC: ‘This Might Be Bad,’ Hotel Quarantined, Iran Minster Infected

First Case Of Chinese Coronavirus In US Confirmed By CDC, New Evidence The Disease Is Transmitted From Human To Human

Woman Jogged Through A Swarm Of Flies And A Month Later She Had Parasitic Worms Wriggling Around In Her Eyes

If You Had St. Louis In The ‘American City With The Most STDs’ Pool This Year, You’re A Winner

First Study Definitively Linking Vaping To Cancer Finds E-Cigarettes Cause Lung And Bladder Cancer In Mice

Mayo Clinic Pathologists Say Vaping-Related Lung Damage In Patients They’ve Studied Resembles Chemical Burns

At Least 7 People Have Died From EEE Disease That Is Spread To Humans By Mosquitoes And Kills 1 In 3 Infected

18-Year-Old With ‘Lungs Of 70-Year-Old’ Sues Juul For Deceptively Advertising E-Cigarettes And Causing Vaping-Related Sickness

Vaping-Linked Death Toll Reaches 5, Nearly 500 Sick From Lung Illness Associated With E-Cigarettes

First Death Linked To Vaping Reported By The CDC

Americans In 14 States Suffered Severe Mysterious Lung Illness Linked With Vaping, Prompting CDC To Open Investigation

The Dangers Of CWD, The Zombie Deer Disease That Could Spread To Humans – How Hunters Can Protect Themselves

How To Fall Asleep In 120 Seconds By Using This Special Military Technique That Has A 96% Success Rate

The CDC Tweeted Out A Reminder To Not Reuse Condoms, Triggering A Host Of Perplexed Reactions

According To The CDC, Public Pools Are A Revolting Mix Of Diarrhea And Bacteria