Penises Archives

Tiny Dicks May Be The Fad Of The Future, So Who’s Tryna Party?

by Matt KeohanAugust 15, 2019 1:44 pm

Why Do Classical Statues Have Such Tiny Babymakers? Here’s A Brief Art History Lesson

by Connor TooleMarch 11, 2019 11:03 am updated July 30, 2021 2:51 pm

Justin Bieber’s Dad Is Posting Tweets About His Son’s Hog And It’s Making Me Uncomfortable

by Matt KeohanAugust 8, 2016 5:15 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:20 pm

The Tour De France Suddenly Became Watchable Thanks To Giant Penis Drawn On The Course

by Douglas CharlesJuly 5, 2016 4:59 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:33 pm

Pray For This Poor Dude Whose Penis Snapped In Half During ‘Vigorous Sexual Intercourse’

by Douglas CharlesMay 16, 2016 2:21 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:55 pm

People Are Using Movie Titles To Describe Their Hogs And Responses Are Glorious

by Matt KeohanApril 13, 2016 1:45 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:10 pm

This Guy Has A 10 POUND Penis That’s 9 Inches Long And 5.5 Inches Wide From Injecting It With Silicone

by Rebecca MartinsonMarch 11, 2016 9:33 am updated March 11, 2016 9:37 am

Think You’re Having A Bad Day? This Guy Woke Up With A Gigantic Penis Tattooed On His Leg

by Douglas CharlesFebruary 19, 2016 3:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:49 pm

Science Determined The Ideal Penis Size For One Night Stands Versus Relationships And You’re All Gonna Be VERY Happy

by Rebecca MartinsonFebruary 10, 2016 10:55 am updated October 13, 2022 2:53 pm

Teacher Asks Students To Google Something Seemingly Innocent And It Turns Into The World’s Biggest Cockfest

by Cass AndersonNovember 12, 2015 8:59 am updated October 13, 2022 12:21 am

These Two Hot 49ers Fans Found A Giant Penis At Levi’s Stadium With A Special Message For 49ers CEO Jed York

by Brandon WenerdOctober 23, 2015 12:56 pm

Meet The Kid Who Was Born With Three Penises And No Butthole

by Rebecca MartinsonAugust 25, 2015 11:23 am updated October 13, 2022 12:52 am

Women Described Their Boyfriends’ Penises To A Sketch Artist And It Went About How You’d Expect

by Douglas CharlesJuly 28, 2015 10:52 am updated October 13, 2022 1:02 am

One Of The Escaped New York State Prisoners Apparently Has A Big Johnson

by Brandon WenerdJune 9, 2015 5:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:22 am

Scientists Conduct Study To Prove That Chopping A Dick Off Is Bad For Reproduction…Because?

by Cass AndersonMay 14, 2015 5:11 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am

Cheating Husband Gets His Penis Bitten By Wife’s Friend, Then Immediately Gets Busted By Wife

by Douglas CharlesMarch 18, 2015 10:12 am updated October 13, 2022 1:59 am

A Pilot Drew A Penis On Flight Radar While Flying A Private Plane Because Of Course He Did

by Douglas CharlesMarch 13, 2015 10:26 am updated October 13, 2022 2:01 am

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping In Half Due To Pollution

by Kyle KosterJanuary 26, 2015 9:13 am updated October 13, 2022 2:24 am

Here’s Seven Weird Animal Penises That Will Make You Glad You’re Human

by Rebecca MartinsonNovember 17, 2014 6:28 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:04 pm

Jenny McCarthy Says Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful Penis’ Fits Her Vagina Perfectly And Other Crazy Shit

by Douglas CharlesOctober 23, 2014 2:04 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:18 pm

Watch This Woman Embarrass The Hell Out Of Her Husband With Her Penis-Oriented Answer On ‘Family Feud’

by Rebecca MartinsonOctober 15, 2014 12:52 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:22 pm

Man arrested after multiple jars of penises found in his home

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 18, 2014 10:32 am updated October 12, 2022 9:54 pm

This Guy Mortgaged His House So He Could Get Surgery To Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only To Have It Shrink Again

by Rebecca MartinsonJuly 16, 2014 1:53 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:13 pm

This Guy Had His Dick Stuck In A PIPE For TWO DAYS And Gave The Worst Excuse I’ve Ever Heard

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 12, 2014 2:18 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

Study Says Women Want to Date Men With Less Girthy Penises

by Eddie ColeJune 11, 2014 2:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:35 pm

Which ‘Entourage’ Star Is Being Accused of Having a Giant Penis?

by Eddie ColeJune 2, 2014 6:11 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:40 pm