Soccer Archives

Germany Coach Joachim Loew Consoles Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo By Passing Him a Booger

by Kyle KosterJune 16, 2014 3:34 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:32 pm

Robin van Persie’s Incredible Header is the Only Thing People are Talking About This Morning

by Kyle KosterJune 14, 2014 9:24 am updated October 12, 2022 10:33 pm

Watch The Significantly Hotter Version Of The Lingerie Football League, But With Soccer

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 13, 2014 10:36 am updated October 12, 2022 10:33 pm

A Guide to the World Cup For Bros Who Don’t Know Shit About Soccer

by Dub JJune 12, 2014 3:13 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

World Cup Preview and Best Bets – Groups G and H

by Mr. TJune 12, 2014 3:09 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

World Cup Preview and Best Bets – Groups E and F

by Mr. TJune 12, 2014 1:57 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

World Cup Preview and Best Bets – Groups C & D

by Mr. TJune 12, 2014 12:35 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

World Cup Preview and Best Bets – Groups A and B

by Mr. TJune 12, 2014 8:36 am updated October 12, 2022 10:34 pm

German Soccer Coach Executes Most Dramatic Flop in History

by Kyle KosterJune 11, 2014 8:17 am updated October 12, 2022 10:35 pm

The FIFA 15 Gameplay Trailer Is an Emotional Tour de Force

by Kyle KosterJune 10, 2014 7:30 am updated October 12, 2022 10:36 pm

Nike’s World Cup Commercial is the Best Thing on the Internet Today

by Kyle KosterJune 9, 2014 2:02 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:37 pm

What Countries Will Restrict Their Players’ Sexual Activities This World Cup?

by Eddie ColeJune 5, 2014 4:11 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:38 pm

Beats By Dre Created the World Cup Commercial to End All World Cup Commercials

by Kyle KosterJune 5, 2014 3:33 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:38 pm

Freestyle Soccer Champ Wears an Old Man Costume, Destroys Noobs

by Kyle KosterJune 5, 2014 12:30 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:38 pm

Neymar’s Backheel Assist Will Make You Wonder Why Humans Even Need Toes

by Kyle KosterJune 4, 2014 8:15 am updated October 12, 2022 10:39 pm

World Cup 2014: 5 things you need to know about the USMNT

by Cass AndersonJune 3, 2014 12:39 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:40 pm

This Bro Made a ‘SEAL Team 6’ Team USA Soccer Jersey

by Eddie ColeJune 1, 2014 4:37 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:41 pm

GAH! Luis Montes Breaking His Leg Is a Video You Don’t Want to Watch

by Eddie ColeMay 31, 2014 4:19 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:41 pm

Ranking the 10 best teams that failed to reach the World Cup finals

by Cass AndersonMay 30, 2014 2:34 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

This Cheesy Country Song Will Convince You the United States Will Win the World Cup

by Kyle KosterMay 29, 2014 1:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:43 pm

Nigerian Goalkeeper Basically Throws Ball into His Own Net Amid Allegations of Match-Fixing

by Kyle KosterMay 29, 2014 8:25 am updated October 12, 2022 10:43 pm

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s 360 Pass Is Strong Evidence for Copernicus’ Heliocentric Universe Model

by Kyle KosterMay 22, 2014 4:09 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:46 pm

Joe Garner’s Volley Goal Will Make You Reassess All Your Long-Held Gravitational Beliefs

by Kyle KosterMay 13, 2014 3:04 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:51 pm

Soccer Player Celebrates His Goal By Climbing into the Stands and Applauding

by Kyle KosterMay 8, 2014 3:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:54 pm

Dutch Soccer Fan Almost Dies of Happiness on Camera

by Kyle KosterMay 5, 2014 2:24 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:56 pm

GIF: This Cristiano Ronaldo’s Backheel Goal Is Absolutely Absurd

by Brandon WenerdMay 4, 2014 5:45 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:57 pm