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Dude Pens Column About How He Won’t Bone Feminists; Internet Notices He May Be The Ugliest MFer Alive

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UPenn Frat Member Pens Poem To Freshmen Girls Telling Them To Wear Tight Clothes And Feminists Are Predictably Upset

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Murder Suspect In Vegas Pretty Much Proves He’s Guilty By Slipping His Cuffs And Escaping Through The Ceiling

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People On Twitter Are Royally Pissed Over This Walmart’s 9/11-Themed Soda Display

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Creepy Uber Driver Decides To Be Proactive And Tries To Break Into The Apartment Of Two Female Passengers

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This Guy Spent More On Lottery Tickets Than Most People Make In A Lifetime…And He Ended Up Dead Ass Broke

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‘Dragon Lady’ Completes Her Transformation And This Is What It Looks Like When Human Ears Are Removed

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Hey, Guess Who FINALLY Had A Damn Press Conference? Hillary Clinton! (Watch It Here)

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Entire High School Football Team Drops Roses At The Feet Of A Cheerleader Who Was Diagnosed With Cancer Before Game

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Police Department Informs Community That Meth Is Tainted With Zika In Attempt To Trap Dumb Junkies

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Watch Matthew McConaughey Drink Wild Turkey Bourbon On The BroBible Snapchat

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Obnoxious Dude Exposes His Girlfriend For Cheating On Snapchat And It’s Easy To See Why She Did

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There Are More People Suing Donald Trump Right Now Than Work In The Entire White House

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‘Parents Against Pot’ Give 10 Reasons To Not Date A Stoner, And You Don’t Even Need To Be High To Find This Funny

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The Dictionary, Yes, The Dictionary DROPPED THE MIC On A Guy Whining On Twitter And It Was Beautiful

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This Hilarious Parody Perfectly Points Out All The Stupid Features Of The iPhone 7 That No One Wanted Or Asked For

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Kayak Fishermen In Australia Catch The Weirdest Thing You’ll See Today In The Most Australian Clip Imaginable

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Little Girl Reacts Like Crack Addict To First Taste Of Cotton Candy While Dad Just Laughs His Ass Off

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Father Of FSU ‘Cannibal Killer’ Reveals His Son’s Bizarre Behavior Leading Up To The Senseless Slaughter Of A Florida Couple

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Greatest Leader In History, Kim Jong-Un, Makes Already Perfect North Korea Even Better With New Law

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Chris Evans, AKA Captain America, Sent Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Into A Twitter Rage With Just One Tweet

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Loser FDA Tells You Not To Mix Xanax With Painkillers Because They Think They Know How You Should Have Fun

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Everything You Need To Know About Apple’s Launch Event

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Burger King’s Latest Culinary ‘Creation’ Isn’t As Bad As You’d Expect, Caters Only To Drunk College Kids On A Budget

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Here’s Some Science And Statistics To Explain Exactly How You’ll Probably End Up Dying

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According To This Report The Fish You Ordered At A Restaurant Is Likely Fake, And Everything Is A Lie

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