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Woman Gets Driver’s License Back From DMV And She Now Lives On ‘Eat Ass’ Street

by Chris IlluminatiJanuary 6, 2015 12:59 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:34 am

These Two Geniuses Spent Two Days In A Poop-Filled Janitor’s Closet, Because Maybe They Smoked Some Crack

by J. CammJanuary 2, 2015 9:04 am updated October 13, 2022 2:35 am

Florida Player Mistakenly Tips In Game-Winning Shot For Florida State

by Jorge AlonsoDecember 30, 2014 10:20 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:46 pm

Florida + Festivus = Perfection

by Cass AndersonDecember 16, 2014 2:32 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:51 pm

Fetishist Or Crime Gone Wild: Burglar Gets Sat On By 200-Pound Woman Until Police Arrive To Arrest Him

by Cass AndersonDecember 8, 2014 4:07 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:55 pm

Sad Day For Architecture: Strip Club In The Shape Of Two Gigantic Titties Is To Be Torn Down

by Cass AndersonDecember 5, 2014 9:20 am updated October 12, 2022 8:56 pm

Thanks To Hobby Lobby, Devil Worshipers Won The Right To Display Angels Being Swallowed Into Fiery Hell

by Cass AndersonDecember 4, 2014 2:31 pm updated October 12, 2022 8:57 pm

Florida Man Shoots 719-Pound Alligator With Crossbow, Wrestles It Into Submission

by Kyle KosterDecember 1, 2014 8:55 am updated October 12, 2022 8:59 pm

Guy Gets Carjacked By Hooker With A BB Gun After Agreeing To Pay $10 For A Beej

by Cass AndersonNovember 26, 2014 11:31 am updated October 12, 2022 9:00 pm

A 17-Year-Old Florida Girl Has Been Charged With Masterminding A H.S. Prostitution Ring

by Cass AndersonNovember 25, 2014 9:48 am updated October 12, 2022 9:00 pm

Drunk Bicyclist Arrested At Taco Bell Drive-Thru Takes The Saddest Mug Shot Ever

by J. CammNovember 19, 2014 10:07 am updated October 12, 2022 9:03 pm

Cops Confiscate 123 Cats From Crazy Couple In Florida, Find 16-Inches Of Feces Built Up On The Floor

by Cass AndersonNovember 17, 2014 3:02 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:04 pm

13-Foot Hammerhead Shark Stalks Kayakers For Miles, Wants To Eat Their Brains (And Fish)

by Cass AndersonNovember 14, 2014 10:08 am updated October 12, 2022 9:05 pm

Florida Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants

by Cass AndersonNovember 12, 2014 9:48 am updated October 12, 2022 9:07 pm

This Georgia-Florida Cocktail Party Video Will Put A Trip To Frat Beach On The Top Of Your College Bucket List

by Brandon WenerdNovember 5, 2014 6:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:10 pm

The Satanic Temple Submitted Coloring Books For Use In Florida Schools Because FLORIDA

by Cass AndersonNovember 4, 2014 11:44 am updated October 12, 2022 9:11 pm

This 20-Year-Old Bro Was Arrested Wearing The Best Possible Shirt For The Occasion

by J. CammOctober 31, 2014 8:23 am updated October 12, 2022 9:13 pm

Fishing’s All Fun And Games Until A 1,400-Pound Bottlenose Dolphin Jumps INSIDE Of The Boat

by Cass AndersonOctober 27, 2014 3:24 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:15 pm

Two Florida Men Catch 13-Foot, 765-Pound Alligator With Their Bare Hands, Name Him Lumpy

by Cass AndersonOctober 27, 2014 9:49 am updated October 12, 2022 9:16 pm

Can You Guess How Much This Guy Weighed That Made Him Able To ‘Resist’ Arrest Just By Sitting On The Ground?

by Rebecca MartinsonOctober 22, 2014 12:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:18 pm

An Illustrated Tale Of The Worst Super Hero The World’s Ever Seen: Florida Man

by Cass AndersonOctober 21, 2014 4:53 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:19 pm

This Chili’s Cook Was Fired For Posting Provocative And Topless Photos From Inside The Chili’s Kitchen

by J. CammOctober 20, 2014 2:33 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:20 pm

This 19-Year-Old Floridian Was Arrested For Making Sweet, Sweet Love To A Stuffed Toy Horse In Walmart

by J. CammOctober 15, 2014 8:33 am updated October 12, 2022 9:23 pm

Is This A 10-Minute Video Of An Actual UFO?

by Cass AndersonOctober 13, 2014 1:59 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:24 pm

Meth Cookers Prove How Brilliant The Drug Makes You When They Buttdial 911 And Immediately End Up In Jail

by Cass AndersonOctober 7, 2014 2:41 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:27 pm

Florida Woman Attends Jacksonville Jaguars Game, Wears Jeans In Pool

by Kyle KosterOctober 7, 2014 11:09 am updated October 12, 2022 9:27 pm