Soccer Archives

This Is EXACTLY How Fricking Annoying Everyone Is When Watching The World Cup

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 30, 2014 4:06 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:23 pm

Want to support the USMNT? Boycott waffles

by Cass AndersonJune 30, 2014 3:42 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:23 pm

Here’s The Stoppage Time Goal Greece Scored to Tie Costa Rica

by Eddie ColeJune 29, 2014 6:04 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:24 pm

It’s 9 A.M., Are You Already Hammered? Watch Jimmy Kimmel Find Out

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 27, 2014 11:59 am updated October 12, 2022 10:25 pm

Luis Suarez Is Officially BANNED Because He Can’t Stop/Won’t Stop Biting People

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 26, 2014 10:46 am updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

Will Ferrell crashes USA soccer party in Brazil, goes AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR A$$ES

by Cass AndersonJune 26, 2014 10:29 am updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

Conan Shows How Fucking Ridiculous World Cup Goal Celebrations Are Getting

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 26, 2014 10:19 am updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Keeps Pooping On Soccer in Hilarious Fashion

by Kyle KosterJune 26, 2014 7:58 am updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

You Can’t Not Watch ‘The Wiggles’ Remix Of Luis Suarez Biting People

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 25, 2014 5:13 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

Ecuador’s Christian Noboa Suffers Nasty Head Wound, Is Forced to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet

by Kyle KosterJune 25, 2014 4:39 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:26 pm

Soccer ball juggling samurai is equal parts Pelé, Shogun, and Maradona

by Cass AndersonJune 23, 2014 5:17 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:27 pm

Watch a Hattiesburg Soccer Watch Party Die as Portugal Scored a Miracle Goal

by Kyle KosterJune 23, 2014 8:46 am updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

A Time-Travelling Teddy Roosevelt Went Wild At the World Cup

by Kyle KosterJune 23, 2014 8:22 am updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

These Two Hippies Have No Idea How to Play Soccer

by Eddie ColeJune 22, 2014 6:22 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

Rex Ryan, in USMNT Gear, Taking a Selfie, at the Belgium-Russia Game

by Eddie ColeJune 22, 2014 2:20 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert believe that we will win

by Cass AndersonJune 22, 2014 1:30 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

It’s About Damn Time We Got a Video of a World Cup Riot

by Eddie ColeJune 22, 2014 1:02 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:28 pm

Bryan Ruiz Scored a Gorgeous Header and Costa Rica Continues to Shock the World

by Kyle KosterJune 20, 2014 1:14 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:29 pm

John Oliver Hilariously Guesses Whether Crazy Soccer Names Are Real Or Fake

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 20, 2014 9:31 am updated October 12, 2022 10:29 pm

Colombia’s Soccer Team Is Good at Soccer, Dancing

by Kyle KosterJune 19, 2014 2:40 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:29 pm

Ivory Coast’s Serey Die Cries Like Knowshon Moreno During National Anthem

by Kyle KosterJune 19, 2014 12:12 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:30 pm

Cristiano Ronaldo’s ‘Bum Bum Stalker’ Andressa Urach Was Escorted Away from Portugal’s Training Session

by Kyle KosterJune 19, 2014 11:54 am updated October 12, 2022 10:30 pm

Magnificent American Stephen Colbert Celebrated Our Soccer Victory in Style

by Kyle KosterJune 18, 2014 7:41 am updated October 12, 2022 10:31 pm

Mike Francesa Wants to Know If Any Soccer Players Kick With Both Legs

by Kyle KosterJune 17, 2014 5:15 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:31 pm

This Guy Literally DIED From Watching The World Cup

by Rebecca MartinsonJune 17, 2014 12:20 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:31 pm

Play the World Cup drinking game… ‘Murica!

by Colin JoliatJune 17, 2014 11:00 am updated October 12, 2022 10:31 pm