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Ever Wonder How Adderall Makes Your Brain All Awesome?

by Eddie ColeMay 12, 2015 5:34 pm

You Can Now Pay Someone To Break Up With Your Girlfriend For You–If You Can’t Find Your Testicles

by Matt KeohanMay 12, 2015 5:27 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Bro Goes Through A Devastating Break-Up, Buys A Moped And Makes An INCREDIBLE Movie About Crushing Life

by Brandon WenerdMay 12, 2015 4:22 pm

Armless Archer Uses Feet To Shoot A Single Cheez-It From 100 Yards Away

by Matt KeohanMay 12, 2015 3:54 pm

Montana Man Shoots A Bartender And His Dog For Improperly Making Him A Beer And Tomato Juice

by Eddie ColeMay 12, 2015 3:48 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

High School Suggesting Girls Wear T-Shirts Under Revealing Prom Dresses And ‘Shut Up!’ Said Every Guy Going To Prom

by Chris IlluminatiMay 12, 2015 3:38 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

18-Year-Old Girl Might Have The World’s Longest Tongue, Can Lick Her Own Elbow Among Other Things

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2015 2:22 pm

Science Is Making Chickens Look Like Velociraptors Because Something Needs To Escape From The Lab And End Us

by Eddie ColeMay 12, 2015 2:15 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

The Lotus F1 Team Unveiled A ‘Mad Max’ Hybrid Race Car, And It’s As Badass As You’d Expect It To Be

by Matt KeohanMay 12, 2015 2:09 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Study: Going Out With The Boys Keeps Men Healthier Than Date Night With The Lady

by Brandon WenerdMay 12, 2015 1:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Drunk Dude Not Only Gets Brutally Knocked Out Once On Vegas Strip, But Twice #DEDICATION

by Paul SaccaMay 12, 2015 1:48 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Women Aged 18-50 Answer The Question ‘Does Size Matter?’ — So Get Ready For Answers About Your Dong Size

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2015 1:39 pm

This Guy Killed His Stepfather With An Atomic Wedgie And Yeah, We Have Just As Many Questions As You Do

by Rebecca MartinsonMay 12, 2015 12:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

School Principal Texts ‘Vaginas On Fire’ In Regards To Sexual Harassment Scandal, Is Promptly Fired

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2015 12:23 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Woman Sues Verizon After Customer Rep. Caused Her A Heart Attack, Which Is So Believable She Better Win

by Matthew BirlMay 12, 2015 11:47 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

I’m Bummed That This Girl Who Legit EXPLODED While Trying To Take The ‘Ultimate Selfie’ Wasn’t Kim Kardashian

by Rebecca MartinsonMay 12, 2015 11:46 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

This Gangsta Bird Dancing To Old School Rap Could Steal Your Girlfriend

by Matt KeohanMay 12, 2015 11:32 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Dude Sneezes Out A Piece Of Dart That’s Been Stuck Up His Nose For 40 Years, Can Finally Smell His Own Farts

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2015 11:18 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Meet The People Who Test Molly At EDM Raves And Discover It’s Mostly Bunk

by Brandon WenerdMay 12, 2015 11:16 am

102-Year-Old Grandma Blows Out Birthday Candles, And Suddenly No One Has Room For Dessert

by Matt KeohanMay 12, 2015 10:46 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

This U.S. Marine Started A GoFundMe So People Can Help Send Him To Hunt ISIS

by J. CammMay 12, 2015 10:37 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Dad Investigates Why His 12-Year-Old Son Is Spending So Much Time In The Shower, Gets Unexpected Surprise

by Paul SaccaMay 12, 2015 10:27 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

What?! New Study Finds That Having TOO MUCH SEX Can Make You Unhappy

by Douglas CharlesMay 12, 2015 10:05 am updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

All I Can Say About This Bizarre, Pseudo Sexual Japanese Game Show Is ‘2 Girls, 1 Cockroach’

by Paul SaccaMay 12, 2015 9:15 am

A Trail Of Macaroni Salad Lead Police In NY To Arrest Three Idiot Burglars On The Run

by Matthew BirlMay 11, 2015 9:40 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

I Went To Las Vegas For The First Time Last Weekend And Was Completely Unprepared

by Matt KeohanMay 11, 2015 8:21 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am