Soccer Archives

Soccer Player Slides Dick-First Into A Goalpost Because Fertility Is Overrated Anyway

by TJ KingSeptember 4, 2016 3:35 pm 0

There’s A Very Good, And Scientific, Reason So Many Male Athletes Are Wearing Sports Bras

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 31, 2016 10:40 am updated October 13, 2022 1:12 pm 0

Here’s The Moment Hope Solo Finds Out She’s Been Suspended And LOSES IT: ’17 F***ing Years And It’s Over!’

by Douglas CharlesAugust 30, 2016 10:07 am updated October 13, 2022 1:12 pm 0

I’m Not A Soccer Guy But This High Schooler’s Front Flip Goal Is Downright Disgusting

by Matt KeohanAugust 28, 2016 11:36 am 0

Hope Solo Suspended From U.S. Women’s Soccer Team For Calling Sweden ‘Cowards’ After Losing

by Brandon WenerdAugust 25, 2016 12:30 am updated October 13, 2022 1:14 pm 0

The Syracuse Men’s Soccer Team Pulled Off A Locker Room Header Drill That’ll Blow Your Goddamn Mind, They Go Nuts

by Cass AndersonAugust 24, 2016 10:01 am 0

This Penalty Goal Celebration Is Easily In The Top Five Cruelest Moves In Sports, Maybe Even Top Three

by TJ KingAugust 20, 2016 4:32 pm updated August 20, 2016 4:33 pm 0

Hope Solo Was A Really Good Sport About Losing To Sweden; Just Kidding, She Called Them ‘Cowards’

by Douglas CharlesAugust 12, 2016 4:45 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:18 pm 0

Lolo Jones Gets Confused With Hope Solo Until People Find Out Her Olympic Medal Count

by Neal LynchAugust 10, 2016 5:09 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:19 pm 0

Busty Argentine Model Says She Slept With Lionel Messi And He, Uh, Really Needed To Work On His Game

by Douglas CharlesAugust 4, 2016 2:27 pm 0

The Rio Olympics Got Off To A Great Start After They Lost The Keys To The Soccer Stadium And Had To Cut The Lock

by TJ KingAugust 4, 2016 11:03 am 0

Dirk Nowitzki Attempting A Bicycle Kick During A Charity Soccer Game Makes Me Feel A Little More Athletic

by TJ KingJuly 28, 2016 4:47 pm updated July 17, 2018 3:17 pm 0

Duke Soccer Player Morgan Reid Will Make You Weak In The Knees When You See Her In A Bikini

by Douglas CharlesJuly 20, 2016 1:06 pm 0

GRAPHIC: ABSOLUTELY Do Not Watch This Soccer Player’s Gruesome Leg-Break Injury

by Paul SaccaJuly 18, 2016 11:21 am updated October 13, 2022 1:28 pm 1

Emotional Cristiano Ronaldo Cries Tears Of Joy After Portugal Beats France To Win UEFA EURO 2016 Final

by Jorge AlonsoJuly 10, 2016 5:46 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 pm 0

Brazilian Soccer Freestyler Juggles Ball In High Heels And Mini-Skirt Dress, Demands You To ‘Raise It’, But ‘It’ Is Already Raised

by Neal LynchJuly 8, 2016 1:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 pm 0

Minor League Soccer Goalie Assumedly Is Now Swimming In Contracts After Punting A 110 Yard Bomb To Score A Goal

by TJ KingJuly 8, 2016 10:33 am updated October 13, 2022 1:32 pm 0

Lionel Messi Reverses Decision To Leave Argentina’s National Team, Sets Sights On World Cup

by Matthew BirlJuly 7, 2016 8:05 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 pm 0

Someone Gave The Icelandic National Soccer Team’s Euro Cup Saga Gets The ‘Mighty Ducks’ Treatment

by TJ KingJuly 3, 2016 1:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 pm 0

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Just Announced Where He’s Playing Soccer Next Year And This Is An Absolute Game Changer

by Matthew BirlJune 30, 2016 11:51 am updated October 13, 2022 1:35 pm 0

Brazil’s Miss BumBum Winner Begs Lionel Messi Not To Retire With Hot Insta Pics After He Blocked Her For Being Thirsty

by Matt KeohanJune 29, 2016 11:11 am updated May 14, 2018 7:52 am 0

The Iceland Soccer Team’s Viking Chant Is The Most Badass Thing Happening In Sports Right Now

by Cass AndersonJune 28, 2016 11:45 am updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm 0

Heavyweight Champ Tyson Fury Pulls A Sweet Bro Move Buying 200 Jagerbombs For Fans At Euro 2016

by Douglas CharlesJune 27, 2016 4:52 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm 0

Landon Donovan Opens Up About His 2014 World Cup Snub, Weighs In On U.S. Soccer’s Future

by Nick DimengoJune 27, 2016 2:18 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm 0

The Germany Soccer Coach Has Now Covered His Fingers In His Sweat Sniffed Them On Camera Three Separate Times

by TJ KingJune 27, 2016 12:27 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:36 pm 0

Xherdan Shaqiri Scored The Goal Of Euro 2016 With This Outrageously Superb Bicycle Kick

by Matthew BirlJune 25, 2016 10:57 am updated June 25, 2016 11:21 am 0