dumb criminals

Video Shows Florida Man Leaping Off 50 Foot Bridge To Escape Cops; It Doesn’t Work

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Man Stuck Inside Giant Fan For 2 Days At A Vineyard Rescued By Authorities, Drugs Suspected

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Two Women Busted Trying To Use A $1 Million Bill … At A Dollar Store

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Car Thief Busted For Stealing $200K McLaren After Trying To Get Locks Changed

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Florida Man Steals Deputy’s Cruiser, Credit Card Because He Was On A ‘Spiritual Journey’

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Guy Steals Marshmello’s $500K Custom 6×6 SEMA Truck, Leads Police On Wild Chase

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22-Year-Old Cuts Off Her Own Hand For Insurance Money In One Of The Most Twisted Stories Ever

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YouTubers The Stokes Twins Facing 4 Years In Prison On Charges Of Staging Fake Bank Robberies

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Man Breaks Into Brewers’ Stadium, Tries Carving His Name Into Field With A Tractor… In Cursive

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Two Florida Men Arrested For Drug Trafficking Had Two Packages Labeled ‘BAG FULL OF DRUGS’

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Two Clever Chiefs Fans Stole A Life-Size Patrick Mahomes Cutout From McDonald’s, Then Crashed Their Getaway Car

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PSA: Don’t Post Videos Of Your Hellcat Speeding 200 MPH On A Highway Because You’ll Be Arrested Like This Guy

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Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Getting Arrested

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Darwin Award Winner Googles ‘How To Kill Someone And Get Away With It’ Before Attempted Murder, Doesn’t Get Away With It

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Dumbass Fugitive Who Fled The Country Following Arrest Is Captured After Taunting Prosecutors On Insta With Lavish Lifestyle

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Guy Searched And Arrested With Pipe Bomb And Drugs Because He Chose The Stupidest Shirt To Wear While Doing Illegal Things

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Criminal Openly Taunts Police On Facebook, Promptly Arrested For Being An Idiot

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LISTEN: Dumbest Drug Dealers Ever Call 911 To Turn Themselves In For Trafficking 20-Pounds Of Marijuana

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Unluckiest Crooks Ever Arrested With 3,000 Pounds Of Weed And Cash Outside A “Good Fortune” Supermarket

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This Is The Dumbest, Laziest Attempt At Stealing An ATM In History

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ProTip For The Ladies: Don’t Try To Smuggle A Gun Into Jail In Your Vagina

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Dumbest Drug Smuggler Ever Basically Got Herself Arrested

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This Female Fugitive Is Throwing Up Hot Selfies Onto Facebook Instead Of Hiding As A Big ‘Fuck You’ To The Police

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Florida man accused of murder allegedly asked Siri the best place ‘to dump a body’

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Man robs bank wearing the dumbest shirt ever

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Guy pranks cops with Dominoes delivery, and for the first time ever, pizza makes everything worse

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