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The Cubs’ Twitter Account Trolled The Shit Out Of Some Poor Schmuck Who Wanted A Free Jersey

by Rebecca MartinsonOctober 19, 2015 12:04 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:31 am 0

IHOP Shot Out Glorious Tweets Comparing Pancakes To Titties And Someone Deserves A Raise

by Matt KeohanOctober 19, 2015 10:27 am updated October 13, 2022 12:31 am 2

Hilarious New Twitter Account For Men Mocks Just About Every Female Account Ever

by Chris IlluminatiOctober 16, 2015 1:29 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:32 am 0

Lil Wayne Also Seems To Think Lamar Odom Is Dead

by Rebecca MartinsonOctober 14, 2015 2:13 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:33 am 0

Donald Trump Asks Twitter Who Is Winning The Democratic Debate And Curt Schilling’s Response Just Won The Internet

by Matt KeohanOctober 14, 2015 10:43 am updated October 13, 2022 12:33 am 0

OUCH: Twitter Employee Finds Out He’s Been Fired In The Most Cringeworthy Way Possible

by Matt KeohanOctober 13, 2015 1:34 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:33 am 0

Twitter Is Having A Whole Lot Of Fun With ‘Playboy’ No Longer Publishing Nude Photos

by Douglas CharlesOctober 13, 2015 11:52 am updated October 13, 2022 12:33 am 0

Point And Laugh At All These Morons Who Think ‘The Martian’ Was Based On A True Story

by Rebecca MartinsonOctober 8, 2015 1:55 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:35 am 0

Here Is Why Instagram Refuses To #FreeTheNipple And Allow Chicks To Show Their Nude Boobs

by Brandon WenerdOctober 2, 2015 2:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:37 am 0

The First Thing DMX Did After Getting Out Of Prison Was Hit Up IHOP And Start Making Omelettes

by Brandon WenerdSeptember 29, 2015 8:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:39 am 1

This St. Louis Cardinals Rap Video Is Painfully Shitty And Deserves To Be Ripped To Shreds

by Nick DimengoSeptember 29, 2015 6:46 pm 0

Facebook Is Really Good At Monetizing Your Personal Data, Revenue Per User Is Up 20% From Last Year

by Cass AndersonSeptember 28, 2015 9:46 am updated October 13, 2022 12:40 am 0

Brian Williams Gets Skewered On Twitter In His Return To TV With #BrianWilliamsPopeStories

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 23, 2015 12:31 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:41 am 0

Donald Trump Had A Q&A On Twitter And As You’ve Probably Already Guessed It Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong

by Rebecca MartinsonSeptember 22, 2015 10:05 am updated October 13, 2022 12:42 am 1

Guy From ‘The League’ Who Lied About 9/11 Is Getting Trolled On Twitter By SNL’s Pete Davidson

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2015 12:09 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:44 am 0

Kentucky Mayor, Greg Fischer, Was Caught Tweeting While Taking A Shit In The Best Way Possible

by J. CammSeptember 16, 2015 10:46 am updated October 13, 2022 12:44 am 1

Guy Tweets About Police Surrounding His Home, Police Tweet The Most Typical Response Right Back At Him

by Rebecca MartinsonSeptember 14, 2015 12:32 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:45 am 0

Pats Fan Kicked Out Of Stadium For Tweeting About Possibly Rushing Field, Hilariously Blames Roger Goodell

by Nick DimengoSeptember 11, 2015 12:57 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:46 am 1

Authorities Close In On Most Wanted Drug Lord After Son Forgets To Turn Off Location On Twitter

by Eddie ColeSeptember 4, 2015 12:10 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:48 am 0

Amy Schumer Had The Best Response To Someone Saying She Looks Like The Lady From ‘American Gothic’ On Twitter

by Rebecca MartinsonAugust 25, 2015 2:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:51 am 2

Ravens WR Steve Smith Challenges Twitter Troll To A Fight, Says He Was ‘Dripping P**** Juice’ For Not Accepting

by Jorge AlonsoAugust 18, 2015 2:53 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:54 am 0

Comedian Mike Epps’ Wife Catches Him Trying To Pick Up Some Chick On Twitter

by Jorge AlonsoAugust 18, 2015 12:36 am updated October 13, 2022 12:54 am 0

And More Proof Hulk Hogan Is Absolutely Delusional, This Birthday Tweet From The Hulkster

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 11, 2015 11:45 am updated October 13, 2022 12:57 am 0

Thirsty People On Twitter Couldn’t Stop Tweeting About How Hot Fox News’ Megyn Kelly Is During The GOP Debate

by Brandon WenerdAugust 6, 2015 9:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:58 am 0

Vanderbilt Just Gave A Perfect Example Of What Not To Tweet After Some Of Your Players Were Accused Of Rape

by Eddie ColeAugust 6, 2015 1:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:59 am 0

LeBron James Answered Questions From Fans On Twitter, Actually Went Better Than You Might Think

by Nick DimengoJuly 28, 2015 8:08 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:02 am 0