Crime Archives

Woman Put Dead Foot Skin Shavings In Family’s Milk, Because Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

by Matt KeohanMay 10, 2015 2:37 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:35 am

Florida Man Robs Little Old Lady In Elevator And Awkwardly Rides It Down With Her

by Matt KeohanMay 7, 2015 3:07 pm

Girl Goes To Boyfriend’s Ex’s Funeral And Dissects Her Corpse In World’s Most Savage Act

by Matt KeohanMay 5, 2015 11:13 am updated October 13, 2022 1:37 am

Florida Girl Gets Arrested And Takes A Dump In The Back Of Police Cruiser In A Stinky Act Of Defiance

by Matt KeohanMay 4, 2015 7:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:38 am

This Woman Uses Her Giant Boobs To Distract Retail Staff And Steal Expensive Clothing

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 24, 2015 10:45 am updated October 13, 2022 1:42 am

Uber Driving With A Concealed-Carry Permit Stops A Gunman In Chicago

by Brandon WenerdApril 21, 2015 2:42 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:43 am

Here’s Footage Of The $300 Million Jewel Heist In London And It’s Pretty Much ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ IRL

by Brandon WenerdApril 13, 2015 7:07 pm

Girl Beats Her Boyfriend With His Xbox After Throwing It At His Face During An Argument

by Brandon WenerdApril 13, 2015 4:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:47 am

The Robbery Suspect Who Put Stolen Cash In Dollar Sign Sack Is The World’s Most Basic Criminal

by Matt KeohanApril 13, 2015 1:55 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:48 am

DMX Allegedly Robbed A Man Outside A New Jersey Gas Station Last Night

by Matt KeohanApril 5, 2015 7:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:51 am

Real Life ’21 Jump Street’: Texas Cop Pretended To Be High School Students To Bust Drug Ring

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 3, 2015 9:18 am updated October 13, 2022 1:52 am

Mother-In-Law Catches Son’s Wife Pissing In Her Tea Pot, So That Will Make For An Uncomfortable Thanksgiving

by Matt KeohanApril 2, 2015 5:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:52 am

The Guy Who Posed As A Police Officer To Cut The Fast-Food Line Is Twice The Man I Am

by Matt KeohanMarch 31, 2015 5:54 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:53 am

Kentucky Fan Arrested For Feeding Baby Beer And Rum After Elite Eight Win May Not Be Suitable For Parenting

by Matt KeohanMarch 31, 2015 1:49 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:53 am

Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Dick Because He Ate All The Salsa

by Paul SaccaMarch 31, 2015 8:12 am updated October 13, 2022 1:54 am

Man Packs Fiancé In Suitcase At Airport After She Breaks Up With Him, And Who Said Chivalry Was Dead?

by Matt KeohanMarch 30, 2015 2:05 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:54 am

Florida Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Front Of Kids Near Playground, And It’s Just Florida Being Florida

by Matt KeohanMarch 24, 2015 5:04 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:56 am

Dustin Diamond A.K.A. ‘Screech’ Allegedly Threatened Someone Because They Said ‘No’ When He Tried To Ice Them At The Bar

by Brandon WenerdMarch 20, 2015 12:02 am updated October 13, 2022 1:58 am

This Is The Dumbest Attempt At Revenge You’ll Ever See From A Guy Who Found Out His Wife Was Cheating On Him

by Rick WolfMarch 10, 2015 3:34 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:02 am

Kids Steal A Box Of Cocaine From Their Neighbors Except When They Tasted It They Realized…CHRIST I NEED TO GO VOMIT

by Rebecca MartinsonMarch 9, 2015 4:30 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:03 am

Couple Steals $9,000 Worth Of Undies From JC Penney Because YOLO

by Matt KeohanMarch 8, 2015 2:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:04 am

The Cute Mugshot Girl Got Arrested Again And Her New Mugshot Is Unfortunately Less Cute

by Eddie ColeMarch 4, 2015 5:53 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:05 am

Car Thief Tries To Smash Window With A Brick, Brick Bounces Back And Pops Him Right In The Face

by Eddie ColeMarch 1, 2015 11:40 am updated October 13, 2022 2:07 am

This Dude Allegedly Lost His Shit Over A $50 Haircut That Actually Looks Pretty Good

by Kyle KosterFebruary 21, 2015 10:35 am updated October 13, 2022 2:10 am

Stop, Collaborate And Get Arrested: Vanilla Ice Arrested For Burglary And Grand Theft

by Brandon WenerdFebruary 18, 2015 5:45 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:11 am

Drunk Man Attempts To Cover Up His DUI Crash By Covering Road In Water, Blaming Wreck On Ice That Formed

by Eddie ColeFebruary 17, 2015 1:01 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:12 am