Soccer

Blink And You’ll Miss This Soccer Player Set The Record For The Fastest Goal In Premier League History

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Soccer Superstar Kylian Mbappe Clocked Sprinting Faster Than Usain Bolt When He Set His 2009 100M World Record

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MLS Player Angrily Kicks Ball Directly Into Fan’s Face From Point-Blank, Leaving Him Dazed And Bloodied

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An Argentinian Soccer Fan Got The Dumbest Tattoo Imaginable And Paid The Price Almost Immediately

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Soccer Player Retires Mid-Game By Staging A Mafia-Style Kidnapping With A F’n Helicopter Landing On The Field

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Soccer Star David Neres Slid Into A German Model’s DMs With A Serial Killer Line And Now They’re In Love

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Paris Saint-Germain Player Robs His Own Teammate Of A Goal With Mind-Bending Blunder

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David Beckham Gets Pranked By James Corden With A Statue That Looks Like It Was Beaten By An Ugly Stick

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MUST WATCH: Fan Runs Onto The Field And Drops Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish With Sucker Punch To Back Of Head

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FC Dallas Masterfully Trolled The Sh*t Out Of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, The Cockiest Soccer Player Ever

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A Pro Soccer Team In Italy Got Blown Out 20-0 And Things Were So Bad An Equipment Manager Had To Play

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Three Soccer Fans Troll A Stadium Announcer With One Of The Oldest Prank Call Tricks And It Worked Perfectly

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Christian Pulisic Scored A Beautiful Nutmeg Goal Against Werder Bremen, His First Goal Since October

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Family Wants To Pay You $96K With 30 Vacation Days To Turn Their Two Sons Into Pro Soccer Players

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Soccer Star Wayne Rooney Hit With ‘Public Intoxication And Swearing’ At The Airport Because The Holidays Are Stressful

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16-Year-Old Who Became Youngest Goal Scorer Ever In India Is Actually 28 And How The Hell Did Nobody See This?

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sisters Are Furious Luka Modric Won The Ballon d’Or, Post Batsh*t Instagram Rants

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EA Sports x Adidas Reveal Sick Limited-Edition 4th Jerseys For Teams In ‘FIFA 19’ And Fans Can Actually Buy Them IRL

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Soccer Team Gets Caught Faking The Death Of A Player To Postpone Playing A Match

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This Guy Is The New Patron Saint Of Soccer Dads After Going Where Few Parents Dare To Tread

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Dutch Soccer Fans Hire Stripper To Distract Opponents, Idea Fails Miserably

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Real Madrid Vs. Barcelona Live Stream: How To Watch El Clasico Online Without Cable

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Ndamukong Suh Planned To Become A Pro Soccer Player But Quit For The Least Surprising Reason Ever

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World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt Kicked Off His Pro Soccer Career In Australia Like A Total Badass

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This Crazy Acrobatic Penalty Kick Is About To Blow Your Damn Mind

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A Soccer Player Caught A Beer Cup And Chugged It In The Most Impressive Goal Celebration I’ve Ever Seen

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