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Douchebag Nearly Kills People, Destroys His $845,000 Porsche Spyder And Is All Smiles About It

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With Hard Work And Grit Double Amputee Teen Makes Varsity Football Team Despite Having Two Prosthetic Legs

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Get Your Boning In Now, Bros, Because A New Study Finds Doing It When You’re Older Could Kill You

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Former Playboy Model Dani Mathers May Receive Jail Time For Snapping A Pic Of A Naked Woman In Her Gym Locker Room

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Yo Bros, It Sure Sounds Like Taylor Swift Is Single Again

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Trump’s Second Wife Claims He Made Out With Her As She Gave Birth To Their Daughter #PowerMovesOnly

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Grandma Spits In The Face Of Man In Wheelchair, Gets Thumped, Then Pulls Off NBA-Worthy Flop

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Federal Court Rules Cops Can’t Profile Cars With License Plates From States Where Weed Is Legal

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Morbidly Obese ‘Model’ Eats 8,000 Calories Daily, Gets Fed Via Funnel And Hopes To Reach 1,000 Lbs. And Be Immobile

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Malia Obama Spotted In A Photo With A Giant Bong In It Making Her Probably The Coolest First Kid Ever

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Hot Single Mom Dresses Like Dude For ‘Donuts With Dad’ Event, Which Is Awesome, But The Outfit Is Horrendous

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Top U.S. General Says Not To Worry, That They’re Working To Prevent A Robot Uprising From Happening

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Here Are A Few Of The Weirdest (And Most Perverted) Things People Did At This Year’s Burning Man Festival

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Australian Teenager Allowed Her Car To Roll Into A River Because There Was A Spider In It

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Former Nickelodeon Star Drake Bell Is Headed To Jail For A Pathetic Amount Of Time After Being Arrested For A Second DUI

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Why Can’t Our Country Have Nice Things, Like This Hilarious ‘Pranking Ninja’?

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He’s The Hero NYC Needs Right Now: ‘PoopFarter’ Takes Over The C Train And I Literally Cannot Stop Laughing

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Patton Oswalt Obliterated Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli In The Best Twitter War Of 2016

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Guy Turns Down Vegas Prostitute, Learns Hard Way That Hookers Are Petty After She Leaves Surprise Bomb In Bathroom

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Hillary Clinton Has 2-Minute Coughing Fit Reigniting Health Concerns And Fueling #HackingHillary Memes

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The First Post-Labor Day Presidential Polls Are Out And They Are All Over The Freaking Place

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Guy Lies About Being A Piano Master On Resume, Craps Bricks When Employer Asks Him To Play At Company Function

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Cops Shared Examples Of How They Tell Genuinely Suspicious People From Awkward Buffoons So Take Notes To Keep Calm

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People On Instagram Are Struggling To Figure Out If This Woman Is A Real Human Being Or Not

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Wife Finds Out That Husband Secretly Married Another Woman Mid-Coitus And Goes Absolutely HAM On Him With Knife

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Google’s Modular Phone Broken Into Pieces, Plus People Are Still Reading Books So Society Isn’t Doomed After All

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